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Aaron · July 8th, 2018, 02:02 PM

A prostitute published her memoirs detailing how she made her vast fortune performing only fellatio. The title: Nothing Succeeds Like Suck Sex.

**Mal Hombre** · July 8th, 2018, 02:42 PM

How did You hear about it ? Word of mouth ?

**deadman76** · July 8th, 2018, 11:25 PM

Did you hear about the guy who stabbed himself in front of the police, The police said he had some GUTS to do that

I will get my coat

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2018, 02:35 PM

Learn from this mistake by avoiding Injury Lawyers 4U ,

When the neighbours sixteen year old daughter cut herself on my garden fence they advised me to take several pictures of her gash ,

I'm up in court next week.

MaxJoker · July 10th, 2018, 01:51 PM

Did you hear that OJ's getting married again ? ,

Said he's prepared to have another stab at it.

**Silklover** · July 10th, 2018, 08:02 PM

Studebaker Hoch can write the lords prayer on the head of a pin.

**mrfixit** · July 10th, 2018, 10:54 PM

I stepped on a grape today, it didn't cry but, .... it did let out a little wine.

**ball7** · July 11th, 2018, 01:26 PM

"“A girl’s legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.”"
— Redd Foxx

**gedly** · July 11th, 2018, 10:27 PM

Got some shock news today. My neighbour was murdered by his wife today. They had a row and she accused him of having an affair. I'm really shocked. That guy really knew how to suck a cock.

**bfg9000** · July 12th, 2018, 02:24 AM

All nations have a three letter designation for their naval vessels. For example, USS is for American vessels or United States Ship, HMS is for British vessels or Her Majesties Ships. Italians have a navy which is designated AMB.

AMB stands for Atsa My Boat!

July 8th, 2018, 02:42 PM	#13522
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July 9th, 2018, 02:35 PM	#13524
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Learn from this mistake by avoiding Injury Lawyers 4U , When the neighbours sixteen year old daughter cut herself on my garden fence they advised me to take several pictures of her gash , I'm up in court next week. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2018, 01:51 PM	#13525
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you hear that OJ's getting married again ? , Said he's prepared to have another stab at it. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2018, 10:54 PM	#13527
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	I stepped on a grape today, it didn't cry but, .... it did let out a little wine. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

July 12th, 2018, 02:24 AM	#13530
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	All nations have a three letter designation for their naval vessels. For example, USS is for American vessels or United States Ship, HMS is for British vessels or Her Majesties Ships. Italians have a navy which is designated AMB. AMB stands for Atsa My Boat! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

July 8th, 2018, 02:02 PM	#13521
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	A prostitute published her memoirs detailing how she made her vast fortune performing only fellatio. The title: Nothing Succeeds Like Suck Sex.

July 8th, 2018, 11:25 PM	#13523
deadman76 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Living Room Posts: 775 Thanks: 9,759 Thanked 10,944 Times in 773 Posts	Did you hear about the guy who stabbed himself in front of the police, The police said he had some GUTS to do that I will get my coat

July 10th, 2018, 08:02 PM	#13526
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,281 Thanked 17,823 Times in 1,241 Posts	Studebaker Hoch can write the lords prayer on the head of a pin.

July 11th, 2018, 01:26 PM	#13528
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	"“A girl’s legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.”" — Redd Foxx

July 11th, 2018, 10:27 PM	#13529
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	Got some shock news today. My neighbour was murdered by his wife today. They had a row and she accused him of having an affair. I'm really shocked. That guy really knew how to suck a cock.