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Old September 12th, 2009, 05:51 PM   #1
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The idea of the game is I put up a movie quote ,whoever identifies it first puts up their own quote and so on.Here goes "If your lying I'll be back"
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Old September 12th, 2009, 06:03 PM   #2
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So you get to put up a quote
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Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!
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predator,

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"The hell with these guys,buzzards gotta eat same as worms"
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Go do that voodoo,that you do so well!
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