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Old February 17th, 2017, 09:48 PM   #3011
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Damn this sure is fun! Now if I can only keep from burning my ass off with the rocket blast.

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DANG! And that's the one magazine I most-of-all didn't want to splatter!

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Does this shirt make me look fat?
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Had to happen, political correctness has forced Michelin to have a Michelin Woman for their logo
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Does this shirt make me look fat?
Do you think it could be the glasses why guys won't do me??
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Do you think it could be the glasses why guys won't do me??


Do you think it could be the glasses why anybody won't do me
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