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Old March 4th, 2010, 12:15 AM   #111
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Make you want to drown this crew in milk?



Feeling old? Eyes getting weak? Take this eye test and see how you do.



Spot the dragon? If this is faked its well done.

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Old March 6th, 2010, 06:09 PM   #112
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Some coffee table books to leave out and impress your friends and family.

How to recognize shopping carts ????



Achieving enlightenment through passing gas ???



Relieving depression by passing gas and flexing your anus ???



This guy looks like he might be holding back some gas.
Come on Roger let it out, enlighten yourself, relieve depression.
Damn you, fart already!

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Old March 6th, 2010, 09:54 PM   #113
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Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion ? You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion.



The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.



In brown you can read ME, and when you look through you can read YOU.



In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL.

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Old March 6th, 2010, 10:18 PM   #114
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Wait for the animation to load, and concentrate on the center dot for a minute or so. Normally the skulls are disappearing in a clock-wise direction, but if you manage to stay still and concentrated, you will experience an afterimage of the rotating skull in places (where there shouldn’t be any) least thats the idea .



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People unclear on the concept.
The car gives you the ride!



Free Hugs! Not even if you paid me pal.



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Doctor :"It's a pig."
Patient :"I know his manners are a little off but come on."
Doctor :"Nice hat. Psychiatry is down the hall lady. Next."



I have one thing in common with this guy, neither one of us knows
what the original protest was about.

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Old March 8th, 2010, 07:44 PM   #116
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Old March 9th, 2010, 05:31 PM   #117
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Do you think people call here just to hear some babe say
'Nail Me Good '.



'One place One Dream' WTF?



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Nothing more refreshing than a nice beverage after a long
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