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Old January 23rd, 2018, 06:04 PM   #10191
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1. A quantum fluctuation
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4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
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1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
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Old January 23rd, 2018, 07:47 PM   #10193
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1. A quantum fluctuation
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3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
7.
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3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
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Ideas about how the universe came to be.

1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
7. 42
8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
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Old January 23rd, 2018, 09:41 PM   #10196
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1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
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6. It has always been here
7. 42
8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
9. Xenu
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1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
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8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
9. Xenu
10. Made by Universal Exports Ltd.
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Ideas about how the universe came to be.

1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
7. 42
8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
9. Xenu
10. Made by Universal Exports Ltd.
11. The entire universe was expelled from a giant black hole from another dimension.
12.
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Ideas about how the universe came to be.

1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
7. 42
8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
9. Xenu
10. Made by Universal Exports Ltd.
11. The entire universe was expelled from a giant black hole from another dimension.
12. It's virtual reality inside a quantum super-computer just like VEF exists on a digital computer server which we log on to. (But don't ask me how this super computer came to be!)
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Ideas about how the universe came to be.

1. A quantum fluctuation
2. God created it
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Bhuddism: the beginning of this world and of life is inconceivable since they have neither beginning nor end
5. It was fashioned from the flesh.blood and bones of the primeval giant Ymir by a trio of Gods headed By Odin.
6. It has always been here
7. 42
8. Like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would say: "Aliens"!
9. Xenu
10. Made by Universal Exports Ltd.
11. The entire universe was expelled from a giant black hole from another dimension.
12. It's virtual reality inside a quantum super-computer just like VEF exists on a digital computer server which we log on to. ([I]But don't ask me how this super computer came to be!
13. L. Ron Hubbard created it he kept in a shoe box in his bathroom.and if you give us all your wealth you can join us and see it.

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