Your Regret Of The Day - Page 16

**ruffroundedges** · April 23rd, 2017, 03:55 AM

Please fellow VEF brethren, DO NOT eat dill pickle potato chips while drinking chocolate milk.

Seriously, I wouldnt even wish this on my ex-wife!!!!!!!

OMG I'm dying..........

Blacccccchhhhhhhh

call 91111111

HACCCKKK

Why lord Jebus why????????????????

**tygrkhat40** · April 23rd, 2017, 02:28 PM

Chocolate milk and dill pickle chips? Liverwurst, sure, but dill pickle chips? Disgusting.

**KissArmy** · April 23rd, 2017, 03:06 PM

Another regret involving a girl... but this time it's what I Didn't Do...

We grew up together as children, in our neighborhood. She was fun and happy as a little girl, even liked to get naked in front of me (No, VEF friends, I was too young too). And over the years she grew into a tanned, shapely beauty. Believe me, I noticed, but each of us had our own friends, interests, and lives by then.

Years later she and her family attended my brother's wedding. I was looking as trim and tanned as I ever would, I guess, and she was as spectacular as I remembered. When we spoke at the wedding reception she looked at me and said she hoped I'd save her a dance. But I was stupid- I spent the evening chasing a bubblehead from my church who didn't like me like I liked her. So I blew off that wonderful offer from that spectacular girl from my childhood.

My parents owned a beach house at the time, and I think that if I had had that dance, I would have asked that spectacular girl to spend a day at the beach house. And she would have accepted. And we would have gotten closer. And the sex would have been amazing (at least for me!).

Wow, what might have been. So that's my regret of the day.

**ruffroundedges** · April 28th, 2017, 02:00 AM

Cilantro and coconut..........
Nuff said.
Burp.

**bloke57** · April 28th, 2017, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Cilantro and coconut..........
Nuff said.
Burp.

Ruff mate! A word about your eating habits...

MaxJoker · August 28th, 2017, 02:45 PM

Watching yet another ludicrous episode of ,

In my defense though by the end of the second season I resolved to keep plodding on with twitchy eyed determination. As disliked so many of the characters in the show by that point I wanted to see them snuff it.
Which hopefully means by the (Yaaay) last episode of this fourth final season they`ll be nobody left alive

PatentHappy · August 28th, 2017, 03:59 PM

I regret calling the national 800-number to order a 'double artichoke' pizza from the franchise parlor down the street. Should have known better when the person on the line told me artichoke isn't one of their available toppings. Had to remind her I'm in California (home of the 'Artichoke Capital of the World', Castroville) where every pizza restaurant features artichokes. She eventually relented (with me stupidly assuming she complied by writing in my special 'California' topping).

When I arrive to pick up my pie, they proudly present me with my 'double anchovy' pizza. I explain that I ordered double artichoke. They apologize and offer the pizza to me for free. I have to decline because single anchovy is far too salty already (via the American canned variety). So I sit and wait for a new pie and swear off their toll-free line for evermore.

Is semi-literacy the disability du jour? Or am I just a demanding, insensitive, salt-averse fussbudget?

PatentHappy · August 28th, 2017, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Please fellow VEF brethren, DO NOT eat dill pickle potato chips while drinking chocolate milk.

Seriously, I wouldnt even wish this on my ex-wife!!!!!!!

My wife insists that whenever I go to Trader Joe's to get my Joe's Os (fake Cheerios which taste better than the original) I must pick up 2 items for her:

1) 2-Buck Chuck by Charles Shaw (2-Dollar-a-bottle wine without a twist top)

2) Pickle-flavored potato chips

She's otherwise a reasonably classy lady, I assure you (and no, she's not pregnant again...she wouldn't let me).

**Welderman** · August 28th, 2017, 05:09 PM

I regret posting a wrong answer on The Bakers Dozen Thread..
I know now Jamiroquai is a band , and not a person..

**rosestone** · August 28th, 2017, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by welderman

I regret posting a wrong answer on The Bakers Dozen Thread..
I know now Jamiroquai is a band , and not a person..

One man can be a shower of bastards, as my dad says. I think Jamiroquai qualifies

April 23rd, 2017, 03:55 AM	#151
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	OMG. I'm going to hurl. Please fellow VEF brethren, DO NOT eat dill pickle potato chips while drinking chocolate milk. Seriously, I wouldnt even wish this on my ex-wife!!!!!!! OMG I'm dying.......... Blacccccchhhhhhhh call 91111111 HACCCKKK Why lord Jebus why???????????????? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2017, 02:28 PM	#152
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,623 Times in 9,629 Posts	Chocolate milk and dill pickle chips? Liverwurst, sure, but dill pickle chips? Disgusting. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 28th, 2017, 02:00 AM	#154
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Cilantro and coconut.......... Nuff said. Burp. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 28th, 2017, 02:45 PM	#156
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Your Regret Of The Day Watching yet another ludicrous episode of , In my defense though by the end of the second season I resolved to keep plodding on with twitchy eyed determination. As disliked so many of the characters in the show by that point I wanted to see them snuff it. Which hopefully means by the (Yaaay) last episode of this fourth final season they`ll be nobody left alive __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 28th, 2017, 03:59 PM	#157
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	There's no literacy like semi-literacy I regret calling the national 800-number to order a 'double artichoke' pizza from the franchise parlor down the street. Should have known better when the person on the line told me artichoke isn't one of their available toppings. Had to remind her I'm in California (home of the 'Artichoke Capital of the World', Castroville) where every pizza restaurant features artichokes. She eventually relented (with me stupidly assuming she complied by writing in my special 'California' topping). When I arrive to pick up my pie, they proudly present me with my 'double anchovy' pizza. I explain that I ordered double artichoke. They apologize and offer the pizza to me for free. I have to decline because single anchovy is far too salty already (via the American canned variety). So I sit and wait for a new pie and swear off their toll-free line for evermore. Is semi-literacy the disability du jour? Or am I just a demanding, insensitive, salt-averse fussbudget?

April 23rd, 2017, 03:06 PM	#153
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,118 Thanked 12,371 Times in 1,106 Posts	Another regret involving a girl... but this time it's what I Didn't Do... We grew up together as children, in our neighborhood. She was fun and happy as a little girl, even liked to get naked in front of me (No, VEF friends, I was too young too). And over the years she grew into a tanned, shapely beauty. Believe me, I noticed, but each of us had our own friends, interests, and lives by then. Years later she and her family attended my brother's wedding. I was looking as trim and tanned as I ever would, I guess, and she was as spectacular as I remembered. When we spoke at the wedding reception she looked at me and said she hoped I'd save her a dance. But I was stupid- I spent the evening chasing a bubblehead from my church who didn't like me like I liked her. So I blew off that wonderful offer from that spectacular girl from my childhood. My parents owned a beach house at the time, and I think that if I had had that dance, I would have asked that spectacular girl to spend a day at the beach house. And she would have accepted. And we would have gotten closer. And the sex would have been amazing (at least for me!). Wow, what might have been. So that's my regret of the day.

August 28th, 2017, 05:09 PM	#159
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	I regret posting a wrong answer on The Bakers Dozen Thread.. I know now Jamiroquai is a band , and not a person.. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.