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November 21st, 2017, 04:42 PM

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Brecht joined this board in order to find himself a wife - so far he has had no luck but don't worry he is going on a date with Mal on friday

He said he can't on Friday. It's his bingo night.

Hertz lives with his girfriend and her sister. Whenever he comes home late at night, he crawls into the sister's bed. When his girlfriend finds out, he claims it's due to amnesia.

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November 21st, 2017, 04:48 PM	#1392
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	Greenman can no longer afford to spend much time on VEF. He has become a caring citizen and crime fighter. He is the superhero Judge Dreiddel.

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November 21st, 2017, 05:46 PM	#1393
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Eric Cartman will die when South Park, Simpsons and Family Guy ends

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November 21st, 2017, 06:42 PM	#1394
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	bloke57 won the Tour de France in 2008.

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November 21st, 2017, 07:39 PM	#1395
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brecht is the inventor of the extra thick condom

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November 21st, 2017, 08:26 PM	#1396
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	ball7, hides at the bottom of the bowl, so he will never be drawn out in the lottery.. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 21st, 2017, 09:18 PM	#1397
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Brecht sent my own cd's to landfill for hating Michael Bolton's records. __________________

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November 21st, 2017, 10:56 PM	#1398
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter dances to George W Bush's awful karaoke recordings

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November 22nd, 2017, 09:56 AM	#1399
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	Brecht has offered his services to star in any possible remake of The Sound Of Music __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 22nd, 2017, 12:16 PM	#1400
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	When Brecht was ten he saw his first nude girl Sixteen years later his penis finally responded.

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