Well known women you never would , even if you could ! - Page 9

MaxJoker · January 26th, 2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I have to say that I have always found Kate Moss to be rather plain,the fact that She has made a sucessful career in a looks based industry speaks volumes for Her-still I wouldn't.

Agreed

But where`s the bile man , where`s the rabid mouth frothing ranting and gross exaggerating of just how unattractive your choice is

I mean you forgot to mention she has weird nipples that go inwards rather than outwards , an odd overly faked English accent and has a face the looks like a semi squashed albino toad

Even worse she hooked up with this tuneless soulless wimpy wild man of pap

That fact alone should rightly convince every true yeoman to keep their sturdy paddle out of her warped water

Erm whatever that means

Hey i only write this stuff , i don`t understand it

**dbailey** · January 26th, 2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Sue ( Like a dog ) Barker

Hmm ya know.....give the right situation......and volume of alcohol.......if she asked me all nice like..........I could

....I think, I mean she was an athlete and her legs must still have some nice muscle tone....old db has a thang about legs....

......do ya think she would sport some 7 denier hosiery

I know.... I have gone so long that my standards are falling.......I would be thinking of Monica Sweet though

Sparrows · January 28th, 2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Say what you like about Victoria, at least she makes an effort to try and look good.

Who is the tranny she's with?

P37 · January 28th, 2011, 07:16 PM

i believethat to be the artist formerly known as tracey emmin. from the neck down very nice but neck up no thanks

**Keen Eye** · January 28th, 2011, 10:14 PM

It's Vanessa Paradis. I'll never get why she became that much of a star, defo not because of her looks. She is so boyish, bony and haggard, she should eat a little more to give her a face less sunken.

**rustler** · January 29th, 2011, 06:13 PM

It has got to be Posh..................AAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh hhh. Given the choice between posh and a skeleton, the skeleton wins by a mile, which is about the minimum distance I would ever want between said Posh and myself if we were ever unfortunately stuck on a desert island together! The skeleton probably has far more interesting after dinner conversation too!!

Then shamelessly plugs his own joke in the 'funnies' section of VEF:

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t39588-p143-post-your-corny-jokes.html #1427.

**rustler** · January 29th, 2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Geri Halliwell, the pig ugly ginger winger and lousy singer from that embarrassingly contrived banal band of dross

Who couldn't get my bell end shiny even if she dipped it in gloss

I must admit I would. She is the only one of the group I could though. All the others are contenders for first prize at Crufts IMO. But Ginger, yep....holds hand up and goes and stands in the corner!

Please Mr. Greenskull, dont ban me.........

**bawjaws** · February 3rd, 2011, 08:34 PM

Geri Halliwell? oh I think I could

however Esther Rantzen ..I think not!

**PJayBr** · February 4th, 2011, 01:29 PM

Where's the "All Of The Above" option then??

BirtyBoy

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrows

Who is the tranny she's with?

Which one are you talking about

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January 29th, 2011, 06:13 PM	#86
rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,530 Times in 4,955 Posts	It has got to be Posh..................AAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh hhh. Given the choice between posh and a skeleton, the skeleton wins by a mile, which is about the minimum distance I would ever want between said Posh and myself if we were ever unfortunately stuck on a desert island together! The skeleton probably has far more interesting after dinner conversation too!! Then shamelessly plugs his own joke in the 'funnies' section of VEF: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t39588-p143-post-your-corny-jokes.html #1427. __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 28th, 2011, 07:16 PM	#84
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	i believethat to be the artist formerly known as tracey emmin. from the neck down very nice but neck up no thanks

January 28th, 2011, 10:14 PM	#85
Keen Eye If in doubt, flat out! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 631 Thanks: 1,591 Thanked 43,895 Times in 1,115 Posts	It's Vanessa Paradis. I'll never get why she became that much of a star, defo not because of her looks. She is so boyish, bony and haggard, she should eat a little more to give her a face less sunken.

February 3rd, 2011, 08:34 PM	#88
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 972 Thanks: 13,815 Thanked 12,968 Times in 958 Posts	Geri Halliwell? oh I think I could however Esther Rantzen ..I think not!

February 4th, 2011, 01:29 PM	#89
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,311 Thanks: 41,666 Thanked 13,693 Times in 1,282 Posts	Where's the "All Of The Above" option then?? BirtyBoy