How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry - Page 3

MaxJoker · March 29th, 2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

You can't have four eyes on the job!

Well we all usually have three eyes on the job anyway

If you count the Jap that is

**billybunter** · March 29th, 2011, 10:51 AM

Are you allowed to say that still! I had the smirk wiped off my face when the GF rang me from work and told me she had been out shopping, bought new shoes and something from M&S for our dinner. It was only when I hung up I remembered it was my money she was spending

MaxJoker · March 29th, 2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Are you allowed to say that still!

Be grateful , i nearly included a bit about " My third eye" refusing to accept the war was over

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I had the smirk wiped off my face when the GF rang me from work and told me she had been out shopping, bought new shoes and something from M&S for our dinner. It was only when I hung up I remembered it was my money she was spending

Was ever such

Still i`m sure she`ll say she partly bought the shoes for you so she looks nice when you`re both out , and the easy meals because then you can spend more quality time together

Yeah ,i`ve been handed that particular line before

**billybunter** · March 29th, 2011, 11:02 AM

Don't worry GS. Just logged into youtube a video recommended for me was "how to trick people into thinking you are good looking" I wish i'd watched years ago

MaxJoker · March 29th, 2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Don't worry GS. Just logged into youtube a video recommended for me was "how to trick people into thinking you are good looking" I wish i'd watched years ago

Does it involve a sharp stick and elocution lessons

**haroldeye** · March 29th, 2011, 04:43 PM

I was 15 and at my parents house.

Folks were out and we were petting heavily when she said take me to bed.

We were both first timers and though very keen I couldn't find the way in.

Finally managed it after much huffing and puffing. Can't have been too bad because we went at it like bunnies all that summer. Come September I dumped her to concentrate on my o levels and didn't get laid again until I was 18.

The same girl became a port of call whenever I was back home in the area, from Uni and my first job. Almost a guaranteed lay. How I used to take such things for granted.

**buttsie** · March 29th, 2011, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry ?

Yep, something that only happens once, and you'll remember it forever

, unless you were so drunk

Were you
Nervous ?
Scared ?
Confident ?
Did you lie when you underperformed too the girl ?

Me, I am the oldest of 6 close mates, being the heroes we thought we were in our youths we made a pact that all of us will lose it by our next birthdays, and it would be monitored real close just to make sure there was no bullshitting going on. My 17th birthday came round and I was still as pure as distilled water

so it was that night I had to lose it, I struck out real bad, didn't even come close. So the following weekend we all chipped in I think it was $15 dollars and was forced to go too a hooker

I didn't care, was more excited than anything, so we boarded a train and headed for the big smoke for the evening. We went, found a brothel, I picked my girl, but it cost more than we all chipped in, we had to throw in another $5 each, one mate, Keith, still owes me as he said he had no cash left

. Anyway, we went upstairs and I was confident as hell till the boxers came off, the girl knew it, "Still a boy are we darling ?" she asked. I went red

Being the professional she was she said "Don't worry, it'll all be over before you know it darls". Well that gave me a confidence boost

We had the room for 1/2 an hour but it was all over in 10 minutes, from pants down to pants back on

So if I ever see her again I figure she owes me 20 minutes, and Keith still owes me $5 from 27 years ago. Anyway, I wont forget her, so thanks Charlene

, if that was your real name

Over to you fellow fans of erotica, porn, smut, call it what ya want.

I'm sure the extra money was worth the looker you got

I'd expect you remember her face like it was yesterday

Estreeter · March 30th, 2011, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by buttsie

I'm sure the extra money was worth the looker you got

I'd expect you remember her face like it was yesterday

That wasn't her buttsie, but

WOW
Does She Do Anal ?

I got a spare $1.20 lying around in the car

**buttsie** · March 30th, 2011, 02:03 AM

Feel free to ask her yourself via her fanclub

Fanny Farkle c/o Sophisticated Adult Entertainment, PO Box 215, Yantic, CT 06389

http://www.mentertainment.com/fanclub/fan-pixf.htm

**billybunter** · March 30th, 2011, 05:32 AM

$1.20 for anal

Is it still 1965!

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March 29th, 2011, 04:43 PM	#26
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,498 Thanked 59,965 Times in 5,707 Posts	I was 15 and at my parents house. Folks were out and we were petting heavily when she said take me to bed. We were both first timers and though very keen I couldn't find the way in. Finally managed it after much huffing and puffing. Can't have been too bad because we went at it like bunnies all that summer. Come September I dumped her to concentrate on my o levels and didn't get laid again until I was 18. The same girl became a port of call whenever I was back home in the area, from Uni and my first job. Almost a guaranteed lay. How I used to take such things for granted.

March 30th, 2011, 02:03 AM	#29
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	Feel free to ask her yourself via her fanclub Fanny Farkle c/o Sophisticated Adult Entertainment, PO Box 215, Yantic, CT 06389 http://www.mentertainment.com/fanclub/fan-pixf.htm