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April 9th, 2018, 05:48 PM | #12611 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
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April 9th, 2018, 06:10 PM | #12612 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. |
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April 9th, 2018, 08:23 PM | #12613 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. |
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April 9th, 2018, 08:45 PM | #12614 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. |
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April 9th, 2018, 08:58 PM | #12615 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. |
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April 9th, 2018, 09:10 PM | #12616 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. You don't eat until the animals are tended to. 10.
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April 9th, 2018, 09:15 PM | #12617 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. You don't eat until the animals are tended to. 10. Washing hands before meals, after toilet (this habit still lasts) 11. |
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April 9th, 2018, 10:15 PM | #12618 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. You don't eat until the animals are tended to. 10. Washing hands before meals, after toilet (this habit still lasts) 11. Play outside when it's not raining, thank god it was England, and they hadn't invented skin cancer 12. |
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April 10th, 2018, 01:48 AM | #12619 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. You don't eat until the animals are tended to. 10. Washing hands before meals, after toilet (this habit still lasts) 11. Play outside when it's not raining, thank god it was England, and they hadn't invented skin cancer 12. Don't tell anyone that your mother is usually passed out drunk by 1pm. 13. |
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April 10th, 2018, 05:16 AM | #12620 |
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Rules you had when you were a kid...
1. Had to be in when the streetlights came on. 2. Go to bed at 20:00 3. Had to eat everything on my dinner plate- or no dessert. 4. Don't annoy the dog 5. Don't drink milk straight out of the bottle... 6. Don't pick on your brothers (I was oldest) 7. Listen to TV in low or medium volume 8. When the telephone rings and Mom and Dad are not available always take a message and write everything down. Non-compliance always got me or my brothers spanked! 9. You don't eat until the animals are tended to. 10. Washing hands before meals, after toilet (this habit still lasts) 11. Play outside when it's not raining, thank god it was England, and they hadn't invented skin cancer 12. Don't tell anyone that your mother is usually passed out drunk by 1pm. 13. Don't bolt your food - sit at the table until everyone has finished The Perfect Blues Jukebox: 1. Smokestack Lightning - Howlin' Wolf 2. |
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