The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish to be the only passenger aboard a luxury liner crewed by a bevy of beautiful blonde, brunette and red-haired twenty-five year women, whose only duty, apart fom the safe running of the ship, is to cater to my slightest whim.

Granted.....The ship is the Titanic and it's 1912......good luck.....is that ice on the horizon?

I wish I lived under the sea like a Bond Villain......but just livin' I don't wanna take over the world....The Man can keep it.

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. You are now an Octopussy - with 8 tentacles, a big hairy bush, and a tendency to cry when you watch chick flicks.


I wish for a big stainless steel container full of real home-made ice cream.

[Sir Honkers]

Granted. Your fridge however is not big enough to contain it. Sitting at room temperature in your kitchen, it quickly melts, rusting the lid tightly shut. And as it's real home-made ice-cream, it contains no preservatives. Your house is soon filled with the stink of rancid buttermilk.

I wish I had a portal to a paradisiacal parallel universe

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. Your fridge however is not big enough to contain it. Sitting at room temperature in your kitchen, it quickly melts, rusting the lid tightly shut. And as it's real home-made ice-cream, it contains no preservatives. Your house is soon filled with the stink of rancid buttermilk.

I wish I had a portal to a paradisiacal parallel universe

Granted but every parallel universe you end up in is progressively more sh1te than the last one until in hell of your own making you end up in a universe where your girlfriend is Donald Trump and her bff is Kim Jong Un and they double up on every date.

I wish to not have to put up with no more crap ever.

[ball7]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted but every parallel universe you end up in is progressively more sh1te than the last one until in hell of your own making you end up in a universe where your girlfriend is Donald Trump and her bff is Kim Jong Un and they double up on every date.

I wish to not have to put up with no more crap ever.

Wish granted.


Slowly the crap builds up in your bowels. Your belly expands and one day....BOOOOM!!!



I wish I could dance like Ryan Reynolds

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted, but your good looks and dancing skills attract the attention of a gay sexual psychopath, who really wants to be you.

One day he clamps an ether soaked rag over your mouth and chucks you in a van, and you wake up in a basement well hearing a voice say, "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

I wish to go back in time 300 years and walk the place where I live as it was in its pristine undeveloped state.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish to go back in time 300 years and walk the place where I live as it was in its pristine undeveloped state.

Granted. Several months before you go back, you are digging in your backyard and uncover a skeleton. It has an arrowhead stuck in it's spine and ragged indentations on the bones suggesting it was flayed before being shot.
You donate your find to the local history museum who advise you it is about three hundred years old and is probably from one of the first settlers in the area. No doubt killed and eaten by the cannibalistic tribe that once called the region home.

I wish to finally dig out that troublesome rock in my garden only to discover it's the world's biggest gold nugget.

[teaktop]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish to finally dig out that troublesome rock in my garden only to discover it's the world's biggest gold nugget.

The Genie is confused why you want a breakfast ceral in your garden!!!


Id like beat the crap outta Conor McGregor

[ball7]

Wish granted. But instead of being seen like a hero - you beat him so badly everybody ends up feeling sorry for Conor.


I wish it would be raining women

[old alal]

Granted, it rains women for 40 days and 40 nights, all of whom are raging Misandrists, Feminists and those who aren't are Lesbian. Not one even looks at you.

I wish the use of a private jet at any time, so I could avoid the queues at airports.