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Old August 21st, 2018, 01:51 AM   #3571
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Haven't told ya this tmee2000, we can't attend, we have an all important international She Male convention to attend, in Moscow
Well if you say so Es.

I thought we might be able to sneak away at morning tea, like you did that time on the set of The Godfather.

I heard there might be one of those jump-out-of a-cake thingys, like there was in Under Seige.




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Old August 21st, 2018, 04:23 AM   #3572
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Old August 21st, 2018, 07:28 AM   #3573
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Brecht once got caught masturbating in a public photo booth as a teen

It all started with him wanting to get some photos of himself topless for his website showing women the kind of high-life lifestyle they can have if they went out with him and he kind of got carried away

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Another half truth Jakey failed to mention it was he who "caught" him, Claimed he was doing "research"
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