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October 8th, 2018, 03:13 PM	#1521
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Now I ain't no art critic or claim to know anything about it, But

Wasn't Picasso a genius

I do believe if I was a collector of fine art and had the funds, at auction I'd bid till I was broke buying it

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October 9th, 2018, 04:40 PM	#1523
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October 10th, 2018, 05:02 PM	#1524
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Here`s hoping hell isn't as bad as the brochures attest __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 11th, 2018, 04:15 PM	#1525
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't worry Fellow Forum Fellas , I've accepted my Demonic thrusting burning between my meaty buttocks pitch fork fate __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Suitable for all ages I hope

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