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Old October 11th, 2011, 06:27 PM   #61
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Dr. Harold Shipman runs the medical center.
My goodness is he still kicking about
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My goodness is he still kicking about
Our neighbourhood is his favorite "Hang out"!

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Old October 12th, 2011, 12:32 AM   #63
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We haven`t even got a BNP candidate standing for the area.

The local Rabbi uses a cheese grater for circumcisions.

Rose West runs the local day care.
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... the combined forces of the Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, and the National Guard are needed to supervise Little League baseball games!

... the letters FBI in my neighborhood stand for "Frequently Beaten Individuals"!
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...our local priests rape full grown men.

...a baby just stole my candy.

...when Santa Claus comes to our houses, the only thing he leaves is a turd in the toilet.
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Old October 12th, 2011, 03:31 AM   #66
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...people are grandparents by age thirty.
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Chaves round here are grandparents in their 20s. Jeremy Kyle should just set up shop here.
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In tesco a while back a young "mother" told her kids to "fuck up" how charming.
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...that my garden is the public toilet.
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...police vehicles are used as a public toilet!!
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