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January 18th, 2016, 01:13 AM	#311
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,430 Times in 6,174 Posts	Yep ... It's a Hard-Knock Life I don't have covered parking and there's no Mountain Dew machine at the end of my apartment corridor __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 18th, 2016, 12:23 PM	#312
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,143 Thanks: 449,878 Thanked 896,945 Times in 60,341 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... If your balls are itchy, you're expected to get a cat to scratch them __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 18th, 2016, 07:20 PM

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I don't have covered parking and there's no Mountain Dew machine at the end of my apartment corridor

How can you bear it! I am loosing sleep just thinking of it! The Horror! The Horror!

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January 19th, 2016, 01:35 PM	#314
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	It's so rough here when you go in a convenience store they pull a gun on you.

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January 19th, 2016, 01:44 PM	#315
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It's so rough here when you go in a convenience store they pull a gun on you.

Mine is so rough that convenience stores sell firearms so you can hold up the convenience stores down the road

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January 19th, 2016, 04:38 PM	#317
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	Mines so rough Chuck Norris came through and was impressed.

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January 19th, 2016, 08:26 PM	#318
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January 19th, 2016, 08:38 PM	#319
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	They had to close down bingo on Friday nights here because the cops were getting their asses kicked going in and breaking up the fights.The little older women here take their bingo serious.

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January 20th, 2016, 06:44 AM	#320
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