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December 11th, 2008, 05:22 AM	#1
mjefferys1 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Frozen North Posts: 1,537 Thanks: 18,772 Thanked 57,913 Times in 1,618 Posts	Captions for this photo as well? Sometimes you just have to share a photo: Well Doctor, I said to him "this is your first meal as a vegetarian" then next thing I know I'm waking up in Hospital. Bugs Bunny was really looking forward to lunch. That's what it says on the packet, plant somewhere warm and in good light. __________________ VEF, Every day I discover a new favorite....... Tell me if you recognise someone in my posts.

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