The "Did you know" thread..... - Page 506

**Greenman** · August 20th, 2018, 05:41 PM

Yeah and I hate yoghurt anyway, but when you're unemployed and hungry and alone(whilst parents were away on holiday) you want something different and I thought I'd try it-liked it but a bit too spicy for me.

I took it home in Co-op Khari-er bag

**chris chunt** · August 27th, 2018, 01:12 AM

Did you know .

When the great British Bake Off switched to channel 4 it was going to be sponsored by the makers of Viagra .

Self Raising Bake Off was going to be the new title .

For the sake of decency thank god that didn't happen .

MaxJoker · August 28th, 2018, 05:32 PM

Sushi was being eaten by the Japanese years before they ever attacked Pearl Harbour

Hey , I was equally stunned too

**bloke57** · August 28th, 2018, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Really

didn't know that, but did you know my pronounciation of curry is shit ...........curry

would almost rather have an xyzde horror tofu salad, almost

I've had a so-called curry in two so-called Indian restaurants in Oz - and yes, they were terrible.

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Originally Posted by chris chunt

Did you know .

When the great British Bake Off switched to channel 4 it was going to be sponsored by the makers of Viagra .

Self Raising Bake Off was going to be the new title .

There was stiff opposition to that idea.

**Greenman** · August 29th, 2018, 11:10 AM

Whilst reading an article online Men's Health and the fascinating facts about the male member, I noticed that a survey done if women said they preferred the word 'cock' to 'Dick' or 'penis' because the latter can be used as a derogatory term such as "You're a dick!" And the myth about size mattering -the average length of a male is 5.21" when erect or hard -and basically don't believe everything you rad about women and the sizes-they concluded that it's not what it looks like it's what you do with it that counts. So please don't have nightmares. From little acorns mighty oaks grow-as it were

**Mal Hombre** · August 29th, 2018, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris chunt

Did you know .

When the great British Bake Off switched to channel 4 it was going to be sponsored by the makers of Viagra .

Self Raising Bake Off was going to be the new title .

For the sake of decency thank god that didn't happen .

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

There was stiff opposition to that idea.

A popular uprising ?

**Wendigo** · August 29th, 2018, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

I noticed that a survey done if women said they preferred the word 'cock' to 'Dick' or 'penis'

Was that a survey of ordinary real-life women or was it largely based on the views of fake boobed, late-night fantasy inducing for money women ??

**Mal Hombre** · August 29th, 2018, 12:36 PM

My wife prefers "Purple-Headed Pleasure Python"...

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2018, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendigo

or was it largely based on the views of fake boobed, late-night fantasy inducing for money women ??

You mean the kind of women who got a joint discount on their collective identical odd result boob jobs , think smothering themselves in dark tattoos improves their looks. Plus all have a tendency to keep rubbing their noses for half an hour . Once they've come back from their "Break"

Not that I`d know anything about them or such rude channels of course

As too busy piously studying the Quran of an evening

Estreeter · August 29th, 2018, 12:56 PM

Did you know ......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

So please don't have nightmares.

If, after reading that post I get nightmares

Greenman will be banned

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Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,592 Times in 19,356 Posts	Whilst reading an article online Men's Health and the fascinating facts about the male member, I noticed that a survey done if women said they preferred the word 'cock' to 'Dick' or 'penis' because the latter can be used as a derogatory term such as "You're a dick!" And the myth about size mattering -the average length of a male is 5.21" when erect or hard -and basically don't believe everything you rad about women and the sizes-they concluded that it's not what it looks like it's what you do with it that counts. So please don't have nightmares. From little acorns mighty oaks grow-as it were