Longest knob

buggeration · January 21st, 2010, 06:00 PM

Ok, time for honesty guys. I'm simply curious, that's all. No lying, or stretching the truth - or anything else, come to think of it, cos that would be cheating! Mine's seven inches when I'm p****d - well I tell everyone that it is. And a conservative six when sober - Mrs Buggeration says less, but then she's short sighted. And whenever she tells me to 'move my fat ass,' I remind her that you need a big hammer to drive a long nail!!

pub · January 22nd, 2010, 12:21 AM

Back to the old chestnut of does size matter? Unless you're one in 6.9 billion - or thereabouts - they'll always be someone smaller than you*; and likewise they'll always be someone bigger than you.

*there is a medical condition called micropenis which is regarded as 2.5 standard deviations below the mean penis size.
There's plenty in Wiki on the subject of size - and elsewhere too: I once heard it said that the French measure by volume (displacing water from a tumbler, glass, vase or bucket presumably) which may be a better indicator of overall size...

While most of us men probably wouldn't say no to a few extra inches, women can find a massive cock uncomfortable** and I would guess that in the same way that men go for all types of body shapes and sizes in women, women are equally varried in their tastes. Not forgetting of course that in a relationship, the most important thing is not how big your 'thing' is but what's driving it - which is a lot more than that knackered middle-aged machine we call a body - it's ultimately who you are that will make a woman want you to make her come, and if you can't do it with your dick, do it with your fingers or your tongue.

How long am I? Average. Whatever that means.

** I reckon it would be terrible to be so big you can't screw to the hilt without brusing her cervix or ever get a decent blow-job or actually keep it up without passing out after 10 minutes.

**billybunter** · January 22nd, 2010, 12:59 AM

I'm an average guy. And have never had any complaints. But then again I haven't won any awards.

**eelcat** · January 22nd, 2010, 04:57 AM

Well I can safely say it's not me. So now that's out of the way I can sleep easy tonight not having to worry other guy's pork swords

**brianwp** · January 22nd, 2010, 07:29 AM

I like this quote from Anger Management...

Dave: "Let me ask you guys something. Because of your profession, you probably have seen a lot of them. Does size count at all or is that just some wierd thing guys think about?"
Stacy: "Alright, you see, this is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate. I like them when they'e really big."
Gina: "and I think it's better when they're enormous"

**tabler** · January 22nd, 2010, 09:29 AM

This was originally posted in 'Other Stuff' we seem to have all the beautys dumped into GD&N.

**tabler** · January 22nd, 2010, 10:07 AM

Well here's an oldie but goody,

I have 12"....but I dont use it as a rule!

Fan · January 22nd, 2010, 10:13 AM

My wife's reaction (who has been married twice before and had several affairs): "Guys with big dicks tend to keep their tongues in their mouths".

**RyderKnightley** · January 22nd, 2010, 11:19 AM

I am of average size. I think.
How do I know if I'm measuring it correctly? Is there an international standard for cock measurement? Do you measure along the top side, the bottom side? Where do you start and finish the measurement? According to some of the claims by porn actors, I think they measure from their knee cap to the tip.
Why is it that the only people who write in to the letters sections of top shelf magazines have an 8" penis, never any longer or any shorter (at least when I used to buy them) when the average is 6"?

MaxJoker · January 22nd, 2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

This was originally posted in 'Other Stuff' we seem to have all the beautys dumped into GD&N.

Don`t worry us section mods are getting paid , sort of like how our government get`s kickbacks to take on all of Europe's toxic waste .

Or as some might call it , the immigration policy

Personally i like these sort of daft threads , because at least they`re humorous to begin with and have plenty of wiggle room to get even funnier

Now me i`m much too modest to discuss length or width , but i will say last night i got a bit merry , got caught short outside and had to relieve myself by an allotment.

Thank god i was flaccid

January 21st, 2010, 06:00 PM	#1
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,511 Times in 277 Posts	Longest knob Ok, time for honesty guys. I'm simply curious, that's all. No lying, or stretching the truth - or anything else, come to think of it, cos that would be cheating! Mine's seven inches when I'm p****d - well I tell everyone that it is. And a conservative six when sober - Mrs Buggeration says less, but then she's short sighted. And whenever she tells me to 'move my fat ass,' I remind her that you need a big hammer to drive a long nail!! __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

January 22nd, 2010, 12:21 AM	#2
pub Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 282 Thanks: 5,297 Thanked 6,396 Times in 262 Posts	Back to the old chestnut of does size matter? Unless you're one in 6.9 billion - or thereabouts - they'll always be someone smaller than you; and likewise they'll always be someone bigger than you. there is a medical condition called micropenis which is regarded as 2.5 standard deviations below the mean penis size. There's plenty in Wiki on the subject of size - and elsewhere too: I once heard it said that the French measure by volume (displacing water from a tumbler, glass, vase or bucket presumably) which may be a better indicator of overall size... While most of us men probably wouldn't say no to a few extra inches, women can find a massive cock uncomfortable and I would guess that in the same way that men go for all types of body shapes and sizes in women, women are equally varried in their tastes. Not forgetting of course that in a relationship, the most important thing is not how big your 'thing' is but what's driving it - which is a lot more than that knackered middle-aged machine we call a body - it's ultimately who you are that will make a woman want you to make her come, and if you can't do it with your dick, do it with your fingers or your tongue. How long am I? Average. Whatever that means. I reckon it would be terrible to be so big you can't screw to the hilt without brusing her cervix or ever get a decent blow-job or actually keep it up without passing out after 10 minutes. Last edited by pub; January 22nd, 2010 at 12:22 AM.. Reason: clarity

January 22nd, 2010, 09:29 AM	#6
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,030 Thanks: 112,570 Thanked 146,059 Times in 8,009 Posts	This was originally posted in 'Other Stuff' we seem to have all the beautys dumped into GD&N. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

January 22nd, 2010, 10:07 AM	#7
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,030 Thanks: 112,570 Thanked 146,059 Times in 8,009 Posts	Well here's an oldie but goody, I have 12"....but I dont use it as a rule! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

January 22nd, 2010, 11:19 AM	#9
RyderKnightley Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,223 Thanks: 9,493 Thanked 19,343 Times in 1,145 Posts	Questions I am of average size. I think. How do I know if I'm measuring it correctly? Is there an international standard for cock measurement? Do you measure along the top side, the bottom side? Where do you start and finish the measurement? According to some of the claims by porn actors, I think they measure from their knee cap to the tip. Why is it that the only people who write in to the letters sections of top shelf magazines have an 8" penis, never any longer or any shorter (at least when I used to buy them) when the average is 6"? __________________ Meet To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my avatar.

January 22nd, 2010, 12:59 AM	#3
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	I'm an average guy. And have never had any complaints. But then again I haven't won any awards.

January 22nd, 2010, 04:57 AM	#4
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	Well I can safely say it's not me. So now that's out of the way I can sleep easy tonight not having to worry other guy's pork swords

January 22nd, 2010, 07:29 AM	#5
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,705 Times in 1,431 Posts	I like this quote from Anger Management... Dave: "Let me ask you guys something. Because of your profession, you probably have seen a lot of them. Does size count at all or is that just some wierd thing guys think about?" Stacy: "Alright, you see, this is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate. I like them when they'e really big." Gina: "and I think it's better when they're enormous"

January 22nd, 2010, 10:13 AM	#8
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,468 Times in 188 Posts	My wife's reaction (who has been married twice before and had several affairs): "Guys with big dicks tend to keep their tongues in their mouths".