Post your corny jokes - Page 1348

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photoflex

I'm looking forward to having to sit in the corridor on my first Virgin space flight...

Unfortunately due to wrong kind of leaves in space, services will be cancelled until further notice.

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 10:55 AM

A Vicar, a Rabbi and an Imam were all in cafe chatting away at their weekly get together when the subject of collection plates came up. The Vicar said he draws a circle on the floor, throws up all the money collected, whatever lands in the circle belongs to God & The Church, outside the circle goes to me. The Imam replied he does something similar, I draw a line, throw up all the money collected, whatever money lands on this side goes to Allah & The Mosque, whatever lands that side goes to me. The Rabbi said I just throw up all the money collected, whatever God catches he keeps.

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 10:57 AM

Why were there only 10,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had the two cars.

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 10:59 AM

After the success of Satanic Verses, Salmon Rushdie had written a new book titled: "Buddha You Fat Bastard"

**effCup** · June 22nd, 2018, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silklover

What do you think the part of the goal-keepers would be in that cooperation?

Scorers, naturally.

**rockernut** · June 22nd, 2018, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatrat1

After the success of Satanic Verses, Salmon Rushdie had written a new book titled: "Buddha You Fat Bastard"

And the Buddhists laid a Fat wa on him.

MaxJoker · June 22nd, 2018, 01:50 PM

Pulled a girl down the pub last night and as we climbed into bed she asked "Why do they call you microwave ? " ,

One minute later...

**Mal Hombre** · June 22nd, 2018, 02:17 PM

I practice SAS sex,I go in accomplish the objective and I'm out before anyone notices..

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 03:06 PM

How many pills does a German take for a headache?

A: 4, one for each corner.

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 03:09 PM

Hitler arrives at the gates of St Peter asking to be let in. Jesus on duty refuses saying all the evil things he had done in the last 6 years. Hitler begged him, if he let him in he would give him an Iron Cross. Jesus goes to consult his dad, his dad replied what do you want an Iron Cross for, you couldn't even handle a wooden one.

June 22nd, 2018, 10:55 AM	#13472
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	A Vicar, a Rabbi and an Imam were all in cafe chatting away at their weekly get together when the subject of collection plates came up. The Vicar said he draws a circle on the floor, throws up all the money collected, whatever lands in the circle belongs to God & The Church, outside the circle goes to me. The Imam replied he does something similar, I draw a line, throw up all the money collected, whatever money lands on this side goes to Allah & The Mosque, whatever lands that side goes to me. The Rabbi said I just throw up all the money collected, whatever God catches he keeps. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 22nd, 2018, 10:57 AM	#13473
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Why were there only 10,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? A: They only had the two cars. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 22nd, 2018, 10:59 AM	#13474
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	After the success of Satanic Verses, Salmon Rushdie had written a new book titled: "Buddha You Fat Bastard" __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 22nd, 2018, 03:06 PM	#13479
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	How many pills does a German take for a headache? A: 4, one for each corner. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 22nd, 2018, 03:09 PM	#13480
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Hitler arrives at the gates of St Peter asking to be let in. Jesus on duty refuses saying all the evil things he had done in the last 6 years. Hitler begged him, if he let him in he would give him an Iron Cross. Jesus goes to consult his dad, his dad replied what do you want an Iron Cross for, you couldn't even handle a wooden one. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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