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July 9th, 2014, 02:38 AM | #41 |
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When on a trip to London in 1931, a reporter shouted out to Mahatma Gandhi, "What do you think of Western civilization?"
"I think it would be a good idea!", he replied.
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I believe that it was in fact an exchange between Labour politician Bessie Braddock and Churchill. She was famously ugly. The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor ( I believe ), was the famous: Lady Astor: "If you were my husband I would poison you!" Churchill: " Madam, if you were my wife I'd take it!" The actress Mary Anderson while working on the film 'Lifeboat', once asked Alfred Hitchcock, "Which is my better side?" To which Hitchcock replied, "You're sitting on it my dear!"
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