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November 21st, 2017, 05:47 PM	#411
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	Pet Avengers. Lockjaw is the Muhammed Ali of Superpets. Who would win in a fight Bush sr or W Bush

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November 21st, 2017, 08:36 PM	#412
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. Neither, they're both so old they would forget what they're fighting about Q. Why aren't headphones, called headspeakers?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,178 Times in 30,298 Posts	A: Call them whatever you like, just don't call me late for dessert. Q: Why did I not take my father's advice not to grow old?

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November 22nd, 2017, 04:51 PM	#415
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,231 Times in 113,889 Posts	A. Small Murphy's Q. Have you had an accident recently for which you were not to blame? If so do you know who to call? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 22nd, 2017, 06:03 PM	#418
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,231 Times in 113,889 Posts	A. Yes I'm dreading Christmas Q. Is space the final frontier? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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A. Yes I'm dreading Christmas

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A. No, belly buttons are. (Once someone starts admiring their own you can never bring them back again.

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Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,231 Times in 113,889 Posts	A. Do you think you've seen it somewhere else. (also a Q ) Q. Do frogs march ? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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