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A. It was in Greenman's closet on a blow up model of Samantha Fox
Q. Does an Angler Fish ever stretch out its fins and say "you should have seen the one I caught before, it was this..... big" ?
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Nah, fish can't talk
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A: No. My old home movies bore her.
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A. Because he's got the wrong head..
Q. Wot Gorilla?.
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A. Is howerd overly obsessed with God
Q. Was Amundsen a Pole Dancer?
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A. I would call Amundsen a dancer more a pole humper.
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A: Yep, got all the old paint off.
Q: What's your favorite apple?
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A. The one that falls on an idiots head
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