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Old October 30th, 2017, 05:58 PM   #7541
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1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
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Old October 30th, 2017, 05:58 PM   #7542
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Women you'd like to go to a Halloween Party with:

1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
9. Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead re-make, 2004)
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Old October 30th, 2017, 06:04 PM   #7543
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Women you'd like to go to a Halloween Party with:

1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
9. Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead re-make, 2004)
10. Kari Wuhrer (Wearing her Sheriff`s uniform from 2002`s Eight Legged Freaks)
11.
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Old October 30th, 2017, 06:09 PM   #7544
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1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
9. Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead re-make, 2004)
10. Kari Wuhrer (Wearing her Sheriff`s uniform from 2002`s Eight Legged Freaks)
11.Michelle Keegan
12.
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Women you'd like to go to a Halloween Party with:

1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
9. Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead re-make, 2004)
10. Kari Wuhrer (Wearing her Sheriff`s uniform from 2002`s Eight Legged Freaks)
11.Michelle Keegan
12. Halle Berry as Catwoman
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1. Yvonne DeCarlo (Lily Munster)
2. The bride of Frankenstein
3. Elvira (Mistress of the dark)
4. Nicola Bryant in her outfit from Attack Of The Cybermen -
5. Salma Hayek in Her outfit from From Dusk Till Dawn..
6. Linnea Quigley ( Circa 1988 in what she wore during Night Of The Demons)
7. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
8. Valerie Leon (Blood From The Mummy's Tomb)
9. Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead re-make, 2004)
10. Kari Wuhrer (Wearing her Sheriff`s uniform from 2002`s Eight Legged Freaks)
11.Michelle Keegan
12. Halle Berry as Catwoman
13. Brinke Stevens when she used to wear that Vampirella outfit

What magazine did you used to read that you no longer do (not because it has disappeared, just because you are no longer interested in it.)

1. Sports Illustrated
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