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Old November 13th, 2017, 07:56 AM   #4671
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I've got an unnamed film, looks french, definitely 1960s, set in London. It opens with two guys in a car looking at a picture of a woman posed naked in stockings. It then switches to her in her room masturbating and then one of the guys joins her for sex.

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Old November 13th, 2017, 05:14 PM   #4672
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What happens if a vampire bites a werewolf in human form????
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What happens if a vampire bites a werewolf in human form????
If the vampire drains enough blood so that the human dies, the werewolf will die too, but if the vampire does not drain enough blood, then the human lives and the werewolf will come out again during the next full moon. If the vampire bites the human and then uses his nail to bleed his chest and mixes some of the human's blood with the vampire blood, then the human will be a vampire-werewolf hybrid. Hey Santee don't you watch enough creature feature movies?
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Hey, bite into this, Surstromming, a Swedish herring delicacy



That's fermented herring

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That's fermented herring

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Yuuuch. Herring is the only fish that I really despise. Just the thought of eating or even smelling it makes me nauseous!
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Yuuuch. Herring is the only fish that I really despise. Just the thought of eating or even smelling it makes me nauseous!
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He's a little hard of herring.
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