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I watched a late night programme on TV the other day about the Holocaust. An old Jewish man said that the Holocaust was the most painful thing that anyone can ever experience.
That's easy for him to say, he's never caught his fcuking foreskin in his fcuking zip has he!
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Phew , searchers for that missing Malaysian plane have at least found the Wings...
Sadly Mr and Mrs Wing say they don't know where the plane is though. How do you find a black man ?. Sorry was a trick question. Naturally the answer is , always guilty as charged.
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Why do white girls go out with black men?...........
To get their handbags back!
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That reminds me of a similar joke. What do you say to a biker in a business suit? Will the defendant please rise. This is too small so I'll add some others. What do you call a Black woman with braces? A Black n' Decker Pecker Wrecker. Why do Black people keep chickens? Teach their children how to walk. What does it say on the inside of a black person's lips? Inflate to 20lbs. What do you call a black boy with a new bike? A bicycle thief. What do you call a black name with a new car? A car thief. What do you call a black man with a house? A good thief. |
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Soweto, South Africa....
Two white policemen standing on a street corner when a screaming black man runs past with two burning car tyres round his neck...... 'Looks like he is in trouble', says the first policeman. 'He certainly is', says the second. 'One was a crossply and the other was a radial!'
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What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base full of soldiers burning and a Pakistani Elementary School full of children burning ?.
Hey don't ask me, I just fly the drones and press fire. Why do lions lick each others arses ?. To get rid of the taste of African. Can't believe it's been over a week since the Malaysian airplane went missing. It's literally flown by. "Jesus loves you." A nice thing to hear in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison from your six foot six, five hundred pound cell mate . Me, now regretting interrupting the President and requesting an autograph.
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A Scots Guard went into a Chemist and produced a battered and torn condom and asked the bloke behind the counter how much it would cost to repair it. The pharmacist looked at it and said with hot patches and vulcanizing, that it would cost 3 pounds. He said you can buy a new one for two quid. The soldier took the condom and said he would come back after consultation. The Scotsman then came back and told the chemist, The Rregiment has decided to rreplace!!!
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The ten year old in my trunk. |
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