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Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.
The musical chairs were a bit slow, but fcuking hell that pass the parcel was bloody quick ! British weather ,it's just like a Muslim. Either Sunni or Shi'ite. There's an old saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Only as nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim i find grilled bacon far more effective.
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I showed my Ethiopian friend at work the YouTube video of the girl eating her used Tampon.
"Bloody hell", he said, "thats enough to feed four!" By the way, on the subject of Tampons..... Q. Why do Tampons have strings attached? A. So you can floss after you've eaten!
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Two homeless blokes were talking about their day. The first one says "I found $20, bought a nice hot triple cheese and salami pizza. It was my luckiest day all year". The second bloke replied "That's cool, my day was even better, I was at the train yard, and found a lady tied to the train tracks. I untied her and we fucked all day" "Did you get a blow job?" asked the first bloke "Nope, I couldn't find her head"
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A divorced cannibal and his son are walking together.
The boy says, "I wish that mum was here." ... then he vomits. . The father says, "Thought I have told you not to bring your mother up."
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November 9th, 2013, 02:27 PM | #125 |
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My favourite game is Grand Theft Auto, you can do virtually anything.
Today i ran over a child, robbed a granny at a cash machine and beat a whore to death with my steel crowbar. Then i came home and played Grand Theft Auto. So Marvel comics have introduced a female Muslim superhero.. Her Kryptonite is soap. What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma ?. Free pork chops.
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I think I may have upset my new flat mate today, when I mentioned the stupid beard and handlebar moustache.
Apparently I'm not supposed to see her without her burka on.
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Q. What's the difference between a condom and a coffin.........??
A. You cum in one and go in the other! Q. What's the difference between a coffin and a condom....?? Q. Nothing, they both hold stiffs!
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How do you circumcise a Catholic priest?
Kick a choir boy in the chin.
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How do you know the times long overdue to take your washing to the launderette ?.
When you find yourself having to wear your wank sock to work. What does a Catholic shout out during sex ? Get off me, Father. Jenna Jameson is returning to porn, saying that she's doing it for her children. Lucky bastards. My mum won't even get undressed in front of me.
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A Catholic priest whose hobby is keeping chickens has lost his prize rooster, so he decides to ask the congregation on Sunday if they know of its whereabouts............
"Tell me", he says, "has anybody here seen a cock?" Threequarters of the female congregation stand up. "No, no, I mean has anybody here seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half the female congregation stand up sheepishly. "No, no, I mean has anybody here seen my cock?" All the choirboys stand up!
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