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**Arturo2nd** · December 6th, 2017, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sad to think that the Holocaust would have failed if the victims had been Islamic ,

Well when do Muslim`s ever shower ?

I liked Sarah Silverstein's observation that the Holocaust never would have happened if there had been a sizable group of people of African descent in Germany during the 1930s and 1940s - well, not to the Jews, anyway.

**AmateurEmale** · December 8th, 2017, 03:25 PM

Q. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

A. "The erection is rigged..."

**risen** · December 12th, 2017, 05:16 PM

What's got 14 windows that won't open?.......

Keith Chegwins advent calendar.

MaxJoker · December 30th, 2017, 01:53 PM

How is accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking yourself out of your car ?,

The problem can usually be solved with a coat hanger .

What is 12 inches long and makes a woman moan all night ?,

Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide within the first year ? ,

Couldn’t live with the name "Auwuwoooouwuauauaua" any longer.

**AmateurEmale** · December 31st, 2017, 03:02 AM

Q. Why do Southern men have penis envy?

A. There was never a pornstar named Peter South.

**AmateurEmale** · January 1st, 2018, 10:44 PM

Q. Did you hear about the updated, modern curriculum at Catholic schools?

A. They teach that the world is flat, and that abortion is murder.

MaxJoker · January 5th, 2018, 04:56 PM

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics ?,

Not being a spastic.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ? ,

Cancer.

What's blue yet doesn't fit anymore ?,

A dead epileptic.

**BondJmsBond** · January 5th, 2018, 05:04 PM

**risen** · January 7th, 2018, 04:06 PM

50th anniversary of Donald Campbell’s death.

But contrary to reports from the time, they did find his body.

It came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1968.

MaxJoker · January 7th, 2018, 04:41 PM

Just watched a Documentary on World War II ,

I thought the Nazis sent Jews to "Work" camps ? ,

Yet there they all were milling about wearing Pajamas and often dropping to the ground,

For more sleep no doubt ,

Bloody lazy buggers !.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Twisted AND Sick jokes ONLY remember . Please ... Don't make me (Slowly) beat you to death while telling you again What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics ?, Not being a spastic. What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ? , Cancer. What's blue yet doesn't fit anymore ?, A dead epileptic. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 8th, 2017, 03:25 PM	#1232
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? A. "The erection is rigged..."

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risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	What's got 14 windows that won't open?....... Keith Chegwins advent calendar.

December 31st, 2017, 03:02 AM	#1235
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Why do Southern men have penis envy? A. There was never a pornstar named Peter South.

January 1st, 2018, 10:44 PM	#1236
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Did you hear about the updated, modern curriculum at Catholic schools? A. They teach that the world is flat, and that abortion is murder.

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January 7th, 2018, 04:06 PM	#1239
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	50th anniversary of Donald Campbell’s death. But contrary to reports from the time, they did find his body. It came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1968.