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**AmateurEmale** · November 29th, 2017, 02:49 AM

Q. What does Wolf Blitzer have in common with Peter North?

A. They each have a cool name...

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Q. Why is Warrant better than Nirvana?

A. Bobbie Brown was hotter than Courtney Love, and Jani Lane took longer to kill himself.

MaxJoker · November 29th, 2017, 05:39 PM

Personally think the Bible is totally unrealistic ,

I mean come on a Jew giving away loafs and fishes ???

**AmateurEmale** · November 29th, 2017, 06:27 PM

Q. Did you hear about the doctor who belonged to the KKK?

A. He told everyone that "Three K's a day, keeps the minorities away..."

MaxJoker · November 30th, 2017, 05:01 PM

Anne Franks last diary entry

"Decided I`m having rice Krispies for breakfast tomorrow , as what`s the worse that could happen ?"

**AmateurEmale** · December 5th, 2017, 02:45 AM

Q. What do police officers eat at their last meal?

A. Cop Killer Donuts.

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Q. What do Marines eat at their last meal?

A. Crayons.

**Arturo2nd** · December 5th, 2017, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Personally think the Bible is totally unrealistic ,

I mean come on a Jew giving away loafs and fishes ???

They were able to give them away because the loaves belonged to the Philistines and the fishes to the Samaritans. Well, the Jews didn't give the food away. They sold it to the apostles at wholesale prices.

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2017, 12:52 PM

Sad to think that the Holocaust would have failed if the victims had been Islamic ,

Well when do Muslim`s ever shower ?

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2017, 01:20 PM

Why did Kevin Spacey cross the road ?,

To get into another boy`s backside.

**AmateurEmale** · December 6th, 2017, 09:57 PM

This is more of an observation than a joke:

Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, because he's against Mexicans and Muslims.

Donald Trump, because of his hair color, skin color, and Protestant religion, is also a good candidate for the "Orange Order"...

Both are wrong!

**Mal Hombre** · December 6th, 2017, 10:04 PM

With the Donald in the White House and the DUP calling the shots in the UK,We've got orange scum everywhere...

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November 29th, 2017, 02:49 AM	#1221
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What does Wolf Blitzer have in common with Peter North? A. They each have a cool name... ----- Q. Why is Warrant better than Nirvana? A. Bobbie Brown was hotter than Courtney Love, and Jani Lane took longer to kill himself.

November 29th, 2017, 06:27 PM	#1223
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Did you hear about the doctor who belonged to the KKK? A. He told everyone that "Three K's a day, keeps the minorities away..."

December 5th, 2017, 02:45 AM	#1225
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What do police officers eat at their last meal? A. Cop Killer Donuts. ----- Q. What do Marines eat at their last meal? A. Crayons.

December 6th, 2017, 09:57 PM	#1229
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	This is more of an observation than a joke: Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, because he's against Mexicans and Muslims. Donald Trump, because of his hair color, skin color, and Protestant religion, is also a good candidate for the "Orange Order"... Both are wrong!