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Old May 14th, 2017, 02:58 PM   #3261
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He said if I do one more rep he'll give me a ding dong.......
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Old May 14th, 2017, 04:54 PM   #3262
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Cuntswayla was still a novice at playing the pussy compared to Fernanda, and couldn't quite get it right, though neither maestro nor pupil seemed to care...

Thanks Cartman for naming them. Almost the names of sitcom characters eh? "The Adventures of Clean-sweep "Roberta" Cuntswayla and Feisty Fernanda"
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Old May 14th, 2017, 09:42 PM   #3263
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In just a few hours on a drunken Saturday evening, all of Duane's aspirations for a career in customer service flew right out the window.




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The most important thing to do before lifting your own body weight is first do a fifth of it and work your way up

And before I could possibly do her I'd have to do a fifth at least!
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And before I could possibly do her I'd have to do a fifth at least!

There's no way I'm doing her, not even with a fifth in me. You're a brave man Cartman, good luck and Godspeed!
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In just a few hours on a drunken Saturday evening, all of Duane's aspirations for a career in customer service flew right out the window.
Unable to find work and on the edge of starvation, Duane finally got a job in public relations with the Trump Administration.
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Duane took his new job in airport security seriously.
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Having been raised by Hippie parents, Duane took a different approach to life.
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