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March 4th, 2016, 10:00 PM | #2491 | |
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March 4th, 2016, 10:26 PM | #2492 | |
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I wish to meet a sexually submissive, gorgeous eighteen year old blonde girl with grandpa issues. |
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March 4th, 2016, 10:33 PM | #2493 | |
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I wish I'd been bitten by a radioactive spider.
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March 5th, 2016, 10:09 AM | #2494 |
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March 5th, 2016, 04:13 PM | #2495 |
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Your wish is granted, but as you stroll across the street thinking fondly of your favorite scenes in the movie, a drunken idiot in a black Porsche with a big Batman sticker on the bonnet runs you down and leaves you lying in the street like a crushed chipmunk.
I wish Wonder Woman was real, so I could shag her. |
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March 5th, 2016, 08:22 PM | #2496 |
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Granted. You bring her to the best orgasm she's ever had and she screams in ecstasy.
You on the other hand are screaming for a different reason as her superpowered vaginal contractions reduce your penis to a mangled, bloody pulp. |
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March 6th, 2016, 01:57 AM | #2497 | ||
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You are granted your wish of a gang bang in the dark with all the women posted on VEF. The only problem is that they're separated by glass wall in the room, with all the other, male members of VEF on the same side of the wall as you, and you're ass raped by us. I wish (similar "blank cheque") ...
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March 6th, 2016, 09:43 AM | #2498 |
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Genie Club don't accept no blank cheque.....so you get a Blank Czech.....look after him well....he needs spoon feeding, wears an adult nappy that needs constant changing and screams loudly when the TV is on or internet is accessed.
I wish my knob was chocolate flavoured....the babes could not resist
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March 6th, 2016, 10:07 AM | #2499 |
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Granted,Your Knob is chocolate flavoured,The babes can't resist-Biting chunks out of it...
I wish that I knew all that I need to and nothing that I don't.
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March 6th, 2016, 06:20 PM | #2500 |
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Granted, but the government becomes suspicious of how smart you are, and decides to intern you in an overseas prison, in Jordan, where you discover, that yes, you really DID need to know how to make a knife from a spoon, and how to pick locks, but you don't.
I wish I was 500 years in the future, where there were real sex dolls that can walk and talk and are basically indistinguishable from women - and they cost almost nothing, so you can have a whole harem of them. |
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