X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 59

**vo1v0d** · January 16th, 2019, 10:16 PM

If a bloke shoves his cock in a womans mouth and she dont want it she never bites down.

**HugoHackenbush** · January 16th, 2019, 10:36 PM

665. It is perfectly normal for two women who share a flat to dance around the flat dressed in only their knickers while drinking large amounts of liquor, while leaving the door to their flat wide open.

666. If you and your mate peer in the open doorway to investigate, you will not be screamed at to go away, instead you will invited in for a round of hot and heavy sex.

**jomama** · January 16th, 2019, 11:21 PM

667. All pussy farts are silent

**vo1v0d** · January 17th, 2019, 11:18 AM

668 A fat ugly bastard like Ron Jeremy can get more action than the entire VEF membership

**vo1v0d** · January 17th, 2019, 06:50 PM

A thirty year old woman in ankle socks or kneehigh stripey socks is considered 'barely legal' and the bloke never laughs out loud when he sees them.

**palo5** · January 17th, 2019, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

668 A fat ugly bastard like Ron Jeremy can get more action than the entire VEF membership

670. Porn girls don't do it because men are fabulous looking, or any good in bed

**bawjaws** · January 17th, 2019, 09:53 PM

671 Pool boys spend more time screwing sunbathing women than actually cleaning swimming pools

**vo1v0d** · January 18th, 2019, 08:41 AM

671 If two lesbians are caught by a bloke while having sex they immediately turn into straight nymphos

**jomama** · January 19th, 2019, 02:41 AM

672. dogs or any other pet(s) are not in bedroom watching the action

**old alal** · January 22nd, 2019, 09:34 AM

673. In porn, lesbian women are really hot and extreamly attractive, unlike those in real life.

January 16th, 2019, 10:36 PM	#582
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,410 Times in 14,159 Posts	665. It is perfectly normal for two women who share a flat to dance around the flat dressed in only their knickers while drinking large amounts of liquor, while leaving the door to their flat wide open. 666. If you and your mate peer in the open doorway to investigate, you will not be screamed at to go away, instead you will invited in for a round of hot and heavy sex. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

January 16th, 2019, 11:21 PM	#583
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,139 Times in 29,868 Posts	667. All pussy farts are silent __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

January 19th, 2019, 02:41 AM	#589
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,139 Times in 29,868 Posts	672. dogs or any other pet(s) are not in bedroom watching the action __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

January 22nd, 2019, 09:34 AM	#590
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	673. In porn, lesbian women are really hot and extreamly attractive, unlike those in real life. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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January 16th, 2019, 10:16 PM	#581
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,232 Thanks: 42,202 Thanked 60,565 Times in 7,444 Posts	If a bloke shoves his cock in a womans mouth and she dont want it she never bites down.

January 17th, 2019, 11:18 AM	#584
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,232 Thanks: 42,202 Thanked 60,565 Times in 7,444 Posts	668 A fat ugly bastard like Ron Jeremy can get more action than the entire VEF membership

January 17th, 2019, 06:50 PM	#585
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,232 Thanks: 42,202 Thanked 60,565 Times in 7,444 Posts	A thirty year old woman in ankle socks or kneehigh stripey socks is considered 'barely legal' and the bloke never laughs out loud when he sees them.

January 17th, 2019, 09:53 PM	#587
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,807 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	671 Pool boys spend more time screwing sunbathing women than actually cleaning swimming pools

January 18th, 2019, 08:41 AM	#588
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,232 Thanks: 42,202 Thanked 60,565 Times in 7,444 Posts	671 If two lesbians are caught by a bloke while having sex they immediately turn into straight nymphos