What if you lived in Australia? - Page 405

**trailmaster** · December 4th, 2016, 10:33 PM

Aussies are people only. By your definition all the creepy crawly poisonous things that live in Australia are Aussies and that is not true. Look it up in the dictionary.

**effCup** · December 5th, 2016, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

haven't answered the question.

Have I ever?

Why start now?

Maybe you should begin a thread where we can ask you questions. Then there might be some answers. No, scratch that: answers aren't that important, it's the questions that really matter.

If all those Aussie critters aren't Aussies then what are they? I don't think PNG wants all those extra flies.

Australia would be a mere shadow of itself, without its flies.

**effCup** · December 5th, 2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Look it up in the dictionary.

Ambrose Bierce's dictionary's a good 'un... not that it ever had any answers. Further evidence as to their relative importance.

Hmm... topical, t[r]opical... maybe we need to create an Aussie appendix to AB's dictionary?

Any volunteers? Bags not...

**Sir Honkers** · December 5th, 2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Why does Australia export that nasty Foster's beer to the U.S.

Forty years ago I would have told you to 'put 'em up...put 'em up', but being older and wise now, I can only apologise for our cultural gaffe.

**trailmaster** · December 5th, 2016, 11:23 AM

You Australians love to complain about all the vicious wildlife that is out to get you and the tourists, but actually you in secret really like all the fuss everyone( especially the tourists) make of it. It gives you sense of notoriety. If it wasn't for all these nasty creatures Australia would be just another dull place that no one would want to visit. Except for Rottnest (quokka ) island.

Estreeter · December 5th, 2016, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I can only apologise for our cultural gaffe.

Umm,

Here's my apology, Click

**palo5** · December 5th, 2016, 12:54 PM

Estreeter · December 5th, 2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

It ain't Gulag Food, Comrade

Hey

How does this look

If it appeals to your eyes,Click Here

It's more than just a toast spread

**palo5** · December 5th, 2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Hey

How does this look

I know, I've seen that in the park. Some dog-owners just don't care, you know

Estreeter · December 5th, 2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

I know

Party is always right, Kolega

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December 4th, 2016, 10:33 PM	#4041
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Aussies are people only. By your definition all the creepy crawly poisonous things that live in Australia are Aussies and that is not true. Look it up in the dictionary.

December 5th, 2016, 11:23 AM	#4045
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	You Australians love to complain about all the vicious wildlife that is out to get you and the tourists, but actually you in secret really like all the fuss everyone( especially the tourists) make of it. It gives you sense of notoriety. If it wasn't for all these nasty creatures Australia would be just another dull place that no one would want to visit. Except for Rottnest (quokka ) island.

December 5th, 2016, 12:54 PM	#4047
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts