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Damn you specific 01603 666-666 taxi driver with the number plate which haunts my waking dreams , and who has to be a former Spammer I've banned seeking revenge !
Thompson Twins ~ Hold Me Now
I have a picture Pinned to my wall An image of you and of me and We're laughing, we're loving it all But look at our life now All tattered and torn We fuss and we fight And delight in the tears That we cry until dawn Oh, whoa Hold me now, whoa Warm my heart Stay with me Let loving start Let loving start You say I'm a dreamer We're two of a kind Both of us searching For some perfect world We know we'll never find So perhaps I should leave here Yeah, yeah, go far away But you know that there's nowhere That I'd rather be Than with you here today Oh, whoa, oh, whoa Hold me now, whoa Warm my heart Stay with me Let loving start Let loving start, whoa Hold me now, whoa Warm my heart Stay with me Let loving start Let loving start, whoa You ask if I love you Well, what can I say? You know that I do And that this is just one Of those games that we play So I'll sing you a new song Please don't cry anymore I'll even ask your forgiveness Though I don't know Just what I'm asking it for Oh, whoa, oh, whoa Hold me now, (hold me in your loving arms) whoa Warm my heart (warm my cold and tired heart) Stay with me (stay with me) Let loving start Let loving start, whoa Hold me now, (hold me in your loving arms) whoa Warm my heart (warm my cold and tired heart) Stay with me (stay with me) Let loving start Let loving start, whoa Hold me now, (hold me in your loving arms) whoa Warm my heart (warm my cold and tired heart) Stay with me (stay with me) Let loving start Let loving start, whoa Hold me now, (hold me in your loving arms) whoa Warm my heart (warm my cold and tired heart) Stay with me (stay with me) Let loving start Let loving start, whoa Hold me now, (hold me in your loving arms) whoa Warm my heart (warm my cold and tired heart) Stay with me (stay with me) Let loving start Let loving start, whoa
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August 23rd, 2018, 02:59 PM
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Been stuck in my head all day
Naked Eyes - Emotion In Motion I've been wanting you again And there's no mistake Like a candle in wind I've been blown away Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Driving me again I don't sleep much anymore People don't seem real Either up or on the floor What is this I feel? Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Driving me again It's getting so hard to understand What is this feeling? It's getting so hard to understand Understand, emotion in motion Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Driving me again Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Emotion in motion Driving me again More like... Emotion in motion Driving me insane
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August 23rd, 2018, 03:26 PM
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Pardon my Austrian (Well why should the French always get the blame ?) Butt go dry fuck yourself Bobby McFerrin , sideways !
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy) Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took your bed Don't worry, be happy The land lord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy (Look at me I'm happy) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be Happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Here I give you my phone number When you worry call me, I make you happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style Ain't got no gal to make you smile But don't worry, be happy 'Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring everybody down So don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy now Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Now there, is this song I wrote I hope you learned it note for note Like good little children Don't worry, be happy Listen to what I say In your life expect some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy, be happy now Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it, be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Put a smile on your face, don't bring everybody down) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (It will soon pass, whatever it is) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh I'm not worried, I'm happy
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August 28th, 2018, 01:36 PM
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No excuses this time. It`s my OWN bleeding barmy fault !
Bee Gees ~ You Win Again
I couldn't figure why You couldn't give me what everybody needs I shouldn't let you kick me when I'm down My baby I find out everybody know that You've been using me I'm surprised you Let me stay around you One day I'm gonna lift the cover And look inside your heart We gotta level before we go And tear this love apart [CHORUS] There's no fight you can't fight This battle of love with me You win again So little time We do nothing but compete There's no life on earth No other could see me through You win again Some never try But if anybody can, we can And I'll be, I'll be Following you Oh baby I shake you from now on I'm gonna break down your defenses One by one I'm gonna hit you from all sides Lay your fortress open wide Nobody stops this body from Taking you You better beware, I swear I'm gonna be there one day when you fall I could never let you cast aside The greatest love of all [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] [Repeat Chorus] Until the sun goes Nova 
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August 31st, 2018, 01:39 PM
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Criminal genius Trails hath thwarted me , and triggered this blooming song to resound in my noggin. Like he did the Bee Gees tune previously. Maybe I should avoid the "One Post" thread in future ?!?. As becoming a`feared of his revenges
Linger
If you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it fade. I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude, It's tearing me apart, it's ruining everything. I swore, I swore I would be true, and honey, so did you. So why were you holding her hand ? Is that the way we stand? Were you lying all the time? Was it just a game to you? But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha. Do you have to let it linger ? Do you have to, do you have to, Do you have to let it linger ? Oh, I thought the world of you. I thought nothing could go wrong, But I was wrong. I was wrong. If you, if you could get by, trying not to lie, Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used, But you always really knew, I just wanna be with you. But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha. Do you have to let it linger ? Do you have to, do you have to, Do you have to let it linger ? And I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha. Do you have to let it linger ? Do you have to, do you have to, Do you have to let it linger ? You know I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha. Do you have to let it linger ? Do you have to, do you have to, Do you have to let it linger ?
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September 4th, 2018, 03:35 PM
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I did it to myself , AGAIN !?! ... Oh , no no , ohhh ohhhh no no ooooooh arrrrrgh = Burnt bugger nuts !
Poker Face
Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got [Chorus:] Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got [Chorus] P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous [Chorus 3x] [3x] P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) Somebody make the pain stop
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September 4th, 2018, 04:26 PM
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Jimmy Buffett The Asshole Song (The I-95 Song) Lyrics Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. |
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September 5th, 2018, 12:19 PM
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* Nazareth – Hair Of The Dog Lyrics * Heart breaker, soul shaker I've been told about you Steamroller, midnight stroller What they've been saying must be true Red hot mama Velvet charmer Times come to pay your dues Chorus: Now you're messin with a A son of a bitch Now you're messin with a son of a bitch Now you're messin with a A son of a bitch Now you're messin with a son of a bitch Talkin jivey, poison ivy You aint gonna cling to me Man taker, born faker I aint so blind I can't see |
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September 5th, 2018, 03:20 PM
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Granted some might say maybe it`s my fault for not changing my ringtone , Butt still
The World Is A Ghetto
What we see (what we see) everyday (everyday) Livin' in the ghetto this is where I stay [What we do] what we do [to get by] to get by Live or die, the world is a ghetto Lets take a journey to the other side Where many people learn to live with their handicaps While others die Where muthafuckas had no money spots And if they did then they ass went insane When all the money stops I'm from the ghetto so I'm used to that Look on your muthafuckin map and find Texas And see where Houston at Its on the borderline of hard times And it's seldom that your hear niggas breakin' and givin' God time That's why your ass (????) and pray for me Because I know that even I got to die And he got a day for me And every morning I wake up I'm kinda glad to be alive Cause thousands of my homeboys died And very few died of old age In most cases the incident covered up the whole page From Amsterdam to Amarillo It ain't no secret The world is a ghetto Five hundred niggas died in guerilla warfare In a village in Africa, but didn't nobody care They just called up the goddamn gravedigga And said come get these muthafuckin niggas Just like they do in the 5th Ward In the South Park and The Bronx and the Watts You know they got crooked cops Working for the system Makin' po muthafuckas out of victims Don't nobody give a fuck about the po It's double jeopardy if your black or latino They got muthafuckin drugs in the slums Got us killing one another over crumbs Think I'm lying? Well muthafucka I got proof Name a section in your city where minorities group And I'ma show you prostitutes, dope and hard times And a murder rate that never declines And little babies sittin on the porch smellin' smelly Cryin cause they ain't got no food in they bellies They call my neighbourhood a jungle And me an animal, like they do the people in Rawanda Fools fleeing their countries to come here black But see the same bullshit and head right back They find out what others already know The world is a ghetto What's up outta towner? Southern nigga downer I wish you would bring your muthafuckin ass around here With that hip shit shit from your block You fuck around and get shipped back home to ya momma in a pine box Cause we don't play that shit in 5th Ward We got killas and hustlas and playas to so nigga disregard What your seeing on them western movies cause yo! I ain't never rode a horse before Ho, think we slow? Smash the gas And watch how fast I'll put these hands on yo' bitch ass Try to load them dice, you'll meet the gravedigga Cause game recognize game scheisty ass nigga See I done seen fools die for less Than a goddamn cigarette butt, for fuckin' wit my set So get that frown off your face busta Cause you ghetto ain't no harder than mine Muthafucka Actually and in truth this (Albeit class) tune be stuck on my head because I done re-watched Office Space , son
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September 5th, 2018, 07:24 PM
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Carly Simon - Why
Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Why does your love hurt so much? Why? Why does you love hurt so much? Donґt know why You know I loved you baby But all the while you just betrayed me In the world of a day All the things that you said were Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Why does your love hurt so much? Why? Why does your love hurt so much? Donґt know why You said our love was secret But you left me alone to make it You want to come back again someday But darling hereґs what I say Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Why does your love hurt so much? Why? Why does your love hurt so much? Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida Ladidadida You say you come back again someday But darling hereґs what I say Ladidadida Ladidadida Why does your love hurt so much? Don't know why Why does your love hurt so much? Why?
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