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July 4th, 2012, 12:48 PM | #1 |
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My Mamma Always Said
My Mamma Always Said Mum, Eat your vegies, you'll grow up to be a big boy I went to my hometown this morning, after I did what I had to do, I dropped in at Mum's and Dad's, just to say hello. It happened to be just before Midday, Dad was about to have lunch, so Mum's being Mum's insisted I eat something before I go. I was a bit hungry but pressed for time so I did sit down for a chat with Dad and a quick meal. I quickly had some pork chops and mash, got up to leave and then..... Me , Mum, I first heard that 40 years ago when I was a kid Mum, You're still a 5 year old in the head, now eat up I didn't eat em What are your Mum's like ?, Still treat ya like that ? Still giving unwanted advise ?
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July 4th, 2012, 01:02 PM | #2 |
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My Mamma Always Said
Stop crying , i can`t help that you weren`t adopted
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My Mum: "I have you bought from Gypsies"
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