My Mamma Always Said

Estreeter · July 4th, 2012, 12:48 PM

My Mamma Always Said

I went to my hometown this morning, after I did what I had to do, I dropped in at Mum's and Dad's, just to say hello.

It happened to be just before Midday, Dad was about to have lunch, so Mum's being Mum's insisted I eat something before I go. I was a bit hungry but pressed for time so I did sit down for a chat with Dad and a quick meal.

I quickly had some pork chops and mash, got up to leave and then.....

Mum, Eat your vegies, you'll grow up to be a big boy
Me , Mum, I first heard that 40 years ago when I was a kid
Mum, You're still a 5 year old in the head, now eat up

I didn't eat em

What are your Mum's like ?, Still treat ya like that ? Still giving unwanted advise ?

countbyfive · July 4th, 2012, 01:02 PM

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

**sydney1** · July 4th, 2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

My Mamma Always Said

I went to my hometown this morning, after I did what I had to do, I dropped in at Mum's and Dad's, just to say hello.

It happened to be just before Midday, Dad was about to have lunch, so Mum's being Mum's insisted I eat something before I go. I was a bit hungry but pressed for time so I did sit down for a chat with Dad and a quick meal.

I quickly had some pork chops and mash, got up to leave and then.....

Mum, Eat your vegies, you'll grow up to be a big boy
Me , Mum, I first heard that 40 years ago when I was a kid
Mum, You're still a 5 year old in the head, now eat up

I didn't eat em

What are your Mum's like ?, Still treat ya like that ? Still giving unwanted advise ?

Boy oh boy, we're not related are we? Do we have the same mother!

When my mother comes round, first thing she spots is some dust or something
she must pick and put it somewhere.

Not only does it drive Sydney mad, it also drives Mrs Sidney absolutely insane.

MaxJoker · July 4th, 2012, 01:21 PM

Stop crying , i can`t help that you weren`t adopted

Estreeter · July 4th, 2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Stop crying , i can`t help that you weren`t adopted

Better to hear adopted than SOLD

MaxJoker · July 4th, 2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Better to hear adopted than SOLD

Hey she tried , just we were living in a Jewish neighborhood at the time so nobody was interested in 1 stone (A big baby) of prime pork

**Ninjaturtle** · July 4th, 2012, 01:55 PM

My Mum: "I have you bought from Gypsies"

Estreeter · July 4th, 2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

My Mum: "I have you bought from Gypsies"

Mine has called me a Gypsie, a lot when I was still living at home but never actually there

it usually involved a hangover

**keefriff** · July 4th, 2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

My Mamma Always Said

"Stop playing that music so damn loud."

"Please get rid of the magazines I found under your bed."

"Wait until I tell your father"

"Why are your eyes so red?"

'"I'll just have one more glass."

"Well, what harm will one more do?"

"Why the hell not? 6 ish my lucky number."

"Ish there any mo' lef' inna fridge?"

countbyfive · July 4th, 2012, 02:29 PM

"You better be afraid !"

July 4th, 2012, 12:48 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	My Mamma Always Said My Mamma Always Said I went to my hometown this morning, after I did what I had to do, I dropped in at Mum's and Dad's, just to say hello. It happened to be just before Midday, Dad was about to have lunch, so Mum's being Mum's insisted I eat something before I go. I was a bit hungry but pressed for time so I did sit down for a chat with Dad and a quick meal. I quickly had some pork chops and mash, got up to leave and then..... Mum, Eat your vegies, you'll grow up to be a big boy Me , Mum, I first heard that 40 years ago when I was a kid Mum, You're still a 5 year old in the head, now eat up I didn't eat em What are your Mum's like ?, Still treat ya like that ? Still giving unwanted advise ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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