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Old October 24th, 2014, 08:33 PM   #3071
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You asked BT45, and here she is:



I wish me a girl with a long red ponytail....
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Old October 24th, 2014, 09:38 PM   #3072
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There you go Chibu, but you'll have to saddle her up yourself.



I wish me a hot brunette who likes to play with other girls.
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Old October 24th, 2014, 10:11 PM   #3073
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Here's Kelsi Monroe, playing soccer with Shae Summers & Veronica Rodriguez. Hope you'll like it Bigtrain



And say hello to 2 hot girls in an amusement park, as requested by Mal Hombre



I wish me a girl into the lights.

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Old October 25th, 2014, 11:39 AM   #3074
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PT .... Susann should cover it



I wish me a dirt bike girl
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Old October 25th, 2014, 02:23 PM   #3075
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Freestyle MX rider Emma McFerran does a nude Superman.



I wish for a girl with four on the floor.

(BTW, if anyone has an uncensored version of Emma, feel free to post. )
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Old October 26th, 2014, 05:47 PM   #3076
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tgyrhat40... here it is as you want it (I think ):



I wish me a nerdy girl with glasses who isn't gay....
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Old October 26th, 2014, 08:15 PM   #3077
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Lorena looks like a straight A student...



I wish me a girl from the North Country...
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Old October 27th, 2014, 10:20 AM   #3078
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Pierrelm going with Charlize Theron from the movie North Country



I wish me a girl who's a proud Canadian.....
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Old October 27th, 2014, 02:18 PM   #3079
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Old October 27th, 2014, 02:25 PM   #3080
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I wish me a girl that loves spiders...
She loves them so much that she became one



I wish me a girl with nothing to offer
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