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October 25th, 2014, 11:35 AM | #1 |
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The Torture thread
Rules are clear, choose two Methods, select one Buttocks sew together or toenails drawn?
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October 25th, 2014, 07:13 PM | #2 |
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If you mean 'toenails drawn by soneone using a pencil and a bit of paper' then tonails drawn.
slow electrocution or watching simon cowell on tv for 48 hours non-stop?
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October 25th, 2014, 07:25 PM | #3 |
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I guess at least You could tune SC out,You couldn't really ignore slow electrocution...
Being given large amounts of opium so You stay concious,Then slowly dissected alive or Tied in a seated position (Pants Down) over a fast growing bamboo plant while it grows up Your arse ?
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October 28th, 2014, 07:03 AM | #4 |
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I take the second option
Killer ants in the pants or forced to listen to an Justin Bieber album
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So, which one of these, Wiping Oprah Winfreys ass or being in Greenmans attic
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October 28th, 2014, 10:52 AM | #6 |
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Ten days without internet connection There's always cable TV
Err, Going to a gay bar but with free alcohol forever, or vise versa, going to a straight bar but no alcohol ever.... and those are the only 2 bars you'll ever be allowed in forever... so pick
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October 28th, 2014, 02:57 PM | #7 |
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I go to the straight bar with some herbs
Skinned alive or one wet french kiss with sweatyhat
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October 28th, 2014, 03:24 PM | #8 |
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one wet french kiss with sweatyhat
But only as I'll take a punt that he might actually be a she with huge natural tits and a nice hairy cunt with a round not too big butt Ebola or Aids
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I'd go for Ebola. Kill or cure.
Working as a slave pole dancing at the Blue Oyster Bar or shaving Estreeter's scrotum?
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Use a cactus as a dildo or post in a she male thread (with content)
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