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Old October 25th, 2014, 11:35 AM   #1
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Rules are clear, choose two Methods, select one

Buttocks sew together or toenails drawn?

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Old October 25th, 2014, 07:13 PM   #2
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If you mean 'toenails drawn by soneone using a pencil and a bit of paper' then tonails drawn.

slow electrocution or watching simon cowell on tv for 48 hours non-stop?
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Old October 25th, 2014, 07:25 PM   #3
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I guess at least You could tune SC out,You couldn't really ignore slow electrocution...
Being given large amounts of opium so You stay concious,Then slowly dissected alive or Tied in a seated position (Pants Down) over a fast growing bamboo plant while it grows up Your arse ?
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Old October 28th, 2014, 07:03 AM   #4
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I take the second option

Killer ants in the pants or forced to listen to an Justin Bieber album
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Killer ants in the pants or forced to listen to an Justin Bieber album
That's a no brainer, I'll take that ants

So, which one of these, Wiping Oprah Winfreys ass or being in Greenmans attic
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Old October 28th, 2014, 10:52 AM   #6
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Err, Going to a gay bar but with free alcohol forever, or vise versa, going to a straight bar but no alcohol ever.... and those are the only 2 bars you'll ever be allowed in forever... so pick
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I go to the straight bar with some herbs

Skinned alive or one wet french kiss with sweatyhat
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But only as I'll take a punt that he might actually be a she with huge natural tits and a nice hairy cunt with a round not too big butt

Ebola or Aids
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I'd go for Ebola. Kill or cure.

Working as a slave pole dancing at the Blue Oyster Bar or shaving Estreeter's scrotum?
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Both Might make a few bucks in tips by adding shaving to the show

Use a cactus as a dildo or post in a she male thread (with content)
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