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January 30th, 2016, 10:25 PM
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January 31st, 2016, 08:48 PM
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 Laquan never quite figured out how to set a "pick" in the NBA. |
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January 31st, 2016, 09:12 PM
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January 31st, 2016, 09:24 PM
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January 31st, 2016, 10:06 PM
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 Sam the engineer knowing Aunt Martha's love for trains would often take her on his runs.  The family later later bought her a set of Lionel Trains, which was much more practical, and a good deal safer! 
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January 31st, 2016, 10:13 PM
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 Oh my Ronald, that is quite a bee sting on your dick, here let me put some milk on it to soothe it.
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January 31st, 2016, 10:14 PM
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 Back in his younger days Uncle Mort was too skinny to play Santa, so every Christmas they let him be one of Santa's reindeer instead. 
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