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September 20th, 2014, 04:39 PM | #1 |
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Yo momma´s jokes and insults
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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September 20th, 2014, 05:25 PM | #2 |
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Yo Mama So Ugly,When She got Born The Doctor Slapped Her Face...
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September 20th, 2014, 10:54 PM | #3 |
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The doctor asked your mama what the father looked like when you were born and she said she didn't know,she had a bag over her head.
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September 22nd, 2014, 04:21 AM | #4 |
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Yo momma's so old, your next door neighbor mistaken her for the creep from creepshow 2.
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September 22nd, 2014, 05:18 AM | #5 |
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Yo Mama so dumb,She took a ruler to bed to see how long She slept....
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September 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM | #6 |
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Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. (Yo jokes so old...)
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September 23rd, 2014, 07:19 AM | #7 |
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Yo mama's such a slut, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns
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October 31st, 2014, 07:57 PM | #8 |
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
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October 31st, 2014, 08:00 PM | #9 |
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O.K. i got one more. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
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October 31st, 2014, 08:13 PM | #10 |
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Yo momma's so ugly that she's hired at a mirrors factory in the material ressistance labs.
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