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View Poll Results: Thanks button relief
Thank someone urgently (temporary addiction fix) 10 34.48%
Receive some thanks (i.e ... I am loved) 9 31.03%
Thank NO one (it's all bloody RUBBISH) 1 3.45%
No I'm not experiencing any symptoms thus far 9 31.03%
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Old May 21st, 2016, 03:07 PM   #21
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I use Viagra suppositories ,That's why I'm such a Hard Ass...
I use viagra eye drops. That's why I look so hard.
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Old May 21st, 2016, 05:51 PM   #22
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I use Viagra suppositories ,That's why I'm such a Hard Ass...
That must be a bitch when nature calls
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Old May 21st, 2016, 10:30 PM   #23
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I do. I once had a small problem with my member, and I tried Viagra, but it did not work. My doctor said, contrary to what the statistics say this drug is not that reliable, but there are many other similar drugs that can do the same thing, but they also can have some unusual side effects, so I said no to the other drugs. Eventually the problem went away.
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Old May 21st, 2016, 11:27 PM   #24
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If you look at my statistics you will see that I have given more Thanks than any other member on this forum. My colossal number of Thanks have even elevated the ranking status of some members. I am not addicted to Thanking. It is just that I spend about 6 hours on VEF seven days a week viewing and reading posts on over 38 threads and I give thanks for every post, and I do some posting as well.
Sir I thank you for the thanks if you would of looked at the member who posted just before you, you would of noticed his numbers I have highlighted the numbers incase someone forgot to wear their glasses
I do still want to thank you both for your time and effort you put into thanking everyone

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Old May 22nd, 2016, 06:27 AM   #25
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... I do still want to thank you both for your time and effort you put into thanking everyone
In my defence, I do have a dozen pages of subscribed threads. Most of those are in Modern so unfortunately not everyone get's my "tick" of approval.
Though I wouldn't read anything into that, it could just as easily be seen as a curse.
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Old May 28th, 2016, 09:10 AM   #26
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...and looking past the first few pages of threads in any section will reveal lots of content. Some are real gems with no thanks at all.
So if you see something you like...
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Old May 28th, 2016, 09:44 AM   #27
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C'mon guys get real. If some sad sack wants to post something that piques my interest or restrict the use of their own machine while they upload a weighty Vid file or such so that I can have it for free, that's their affair.WTF should I go to the trouble of thanking these needy bastards, I'm a busy man.
Besides, its not as if I would thank anyone who, for instance would hold the door open for me or offer me the unused portion of an unused parking chit etc.
Don't thank me for this post, I will only despise you for being spineless.

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Old May 28th, 2016, 05:39 PM   #28
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Don't thank me for this post, I will only despise you for being spineless.
It's a thankless task...
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