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July 10th, 2014, 03:56 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,039 Times in 60,347 Posts	Set a member on a blind date Thought it might be fun too start a thread too pick a date for a member, any member....... and have the member reply and say where he'd take his chosen date out for an evening of romance So, my mate exfarmer get a night out with Susan Boyle __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 21 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

axdx, biggus-dickus, billybunter, danton, exfarmer, garthok newo, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, luddite, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mogli63, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, SanteeFats, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 11th, 2014, 10:11 AM	#2
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,658 Times in 13,045 Posts	Streety's fantasy date __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to exfarmer For This Useful Post:

Al Dente, axdx, biggus-dickus, billybunter, Estreeter, garthok newo, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mogli63, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, SanteeFats, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 11th, 2014, 12:05 PM	#3
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,619 Times in 4,154 Posts	^^^^^^^^^^ (Adding soundtrack from The Blue Oyster club in Police Academy) __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible! Last edited by pharoahegypt; July 11th, 2014 at 04:49 PM..

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axdx, biggus-dickus, billybunter, Estreeter, exfarmer, garthok newo, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, MaxJoker, mogli63, Ninjaturtle, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 05:33 PM	#4
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,810 Times in 12,571 Posts	For sweatyfarmer i organized a date with the gay regiment GIF __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

axdx, biggus-dickus, billybunter, Estreeter, exfarmer, garthok newo, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, luddite, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mogli63, pharoahegypt, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 05:48 PM	#5
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,890 Times in 57,575 Posts	For Sweaty,a night with this delightful,demure damsel... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

axdx, billybunter, Estreeter, exfarmer, garthok newo, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, MaxJoker, mogli63, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 09:35 PM	#6
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,619 Times in 4,154 Posts	I thought Estreeter might like to date this lady, after Bruce has finished with her........?? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to pharoahegypt For This Useful Post:

axdx, billybunter, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mogli63, Ninjaturtle, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 10:16 PM	#7
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,696 Thanked 135,755 Times in 7,868 Posts	I thought NIN might like to date this lady. He's a nice guy who deserves a girl like this. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Glen Quagmire For This Useful Post:

axdx, billybunter, Estreeter, exfarmer, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 10:21 PM	#8
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,696 Thanked 135,755 Times in 7,868 Posts	Biggus-dickus is a nice guy too. I think he would appreciate a date with this girl. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Glen Quagmire For This Useful Post:

axdx, Estreeter, exfarmer, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 16th, 2014, 10:53 PM	#9
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,619 Times in 4,154 Posts	So, that's a case of biggus boobus, for biggus dickus...?? lol __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to pharoahegypt For This Useful Post:

axdx, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Ninjaturtle, spartaneric, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, ubu55

July 25th, 2014, 01:11 PM	#10
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,039 Times in 60,347 Posts	Now, Max's history with datin' women is a bit well known as he tends too attract the greatest of the great whack jobs So, I'd love too set him on a date with the greatest whack job, a chick exactly like the Diane Chambers character from Cheers I would pay big money too witness that date __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

axdx, billybunter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Ninjaturtle, pharoahegypt, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, ubu55

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