What if you lived in Australia? - Page 150

**palo5** · May 26th, 2014, 04:49 PM

All australians live like this

http://4lnqh9yw95.1fichier.com/

20-second download

Except for buttsie, who is clearly practices witchcraft or reads more than everyone else

summaluva · May 28th, 2014, 01:46 PM

You would have two ex-cops who are dumber than dog shit!
These guys think they still live in the 80's.
Duh! we have CCTV nowadays and DNA, something you would have
left all over your crime scene.
Huh! and these guys were once cops?

News article
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/jamie-gao-...526-38z5t.html

Cheers

Hikarufan · June 7th, 2014, 05:52 AM

We're going well with this guy in charge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk

**Tmee2020** · June 7th, 2014, 09:57 AM

This arrived at Mooloolaba the other day:

The good thing is, it's a fairly big target.

nckgmd · June 8th, 2014, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tmee2000

This arrived at Mooloolaba the other day:

The good thing is, it's a fairly big target.

Our intelligent leader Abbott will be on the phone to our immigration minister Morrison "Did you see this in the paper"? "More illegal boat arrivals and now they're Russians"!! "Why didn't our Navy catch these guys"?

Estreeter · June 8th, 2014, 09:57 AM

Police find remains of man taken by a crocodile in Kakadu National Park

Quote:

Police have found the remains of a man taken by a crocodile in front of his family in Kakadu National Park.

The 62-year-old's remains were found inside a 4.7-metre long crocodile, which was shot dead by police. Police also shot a second large saltwater crocodile during their search for the man, who was in a boat when he was attacked in a billabong, southwest of Cooinda, in the Northern Territory

Grizzly find that one

4.7 metre

I spent my honeymoon in that park a couple years back, Great place for anybody who comes here, Personally I think the nearby (by our standards) Litchfield National Park is better.

Tip, If you're ever in that part of the world and camping..... never ever sleep at ground level

that bloke though was apparently taken by the croc whilst in a boat

The biggest one I saw at a guess was about 3 metres. I thought the was big.

**Tmee2020** · June 8th, 2014, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nckgmd

Our intelligent leader Abbott will be on the phone to our immigration minister Morrison "Did you see this in the paper"? "More illegal boat arrivals and now they're Russians"!! "Why didn't our Navy catch these guys"?

I thought that too.

I guess they were looking the wrong way.

Estreeter · July 7th, 2014, 12:39 PM

Those beliefs that Aussies are kind of off beat and not quite normal I'm going out of my way too dissolve

Ya see, we have a proud military history, fought wars and helped influence their outcome,

So, here's a war that we fought

The Great Emu War

**palo5** · July 7th, 2014, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Those beliefs that Aussies are kind of off beat and not quite normal I'm going out of my way too dissolve

Let me help

How to be an Aussie beach bum

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/australi...articles/77576

Of course, this is normal

Two tubes of lager!

MaxJoker · July 7th, 2014, 06:09 PM

Estreeter`s missus by now would have begged him to stop going on golfing trips with me, that always tended to last at least an entire drunken fast food filled month at a time.

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