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May 16th, 2019, 09:45 PM	#541
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	I hear it might be fatal ….CONGRATULATIONS!! __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 17th, 2019, 09:27 PM	#542
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	you look like the lunch lady at school they called Frankenstein __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 20th, 2019, 12:38 AM	#543
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	Hollywood wants to cast you as the next Louisiana swamp monster Rougarou __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 20th, 2019, 10:17 PM	#544
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	sure people will show up at your funeral. How else is everyone going to know your finally gone __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 21st, 2019, 07:42 AM	#545
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,153 Thanks: 772,865 Thanked 856,019 Times in 57,584 Posts	Sure people will show up at your funeral,If You give people what they want.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 21st, 2019, 08:30 PM	#546
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	If wishing wells didn't work then you wouldn't have "accidentally" fell into one __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 22nd, 2019, 10:10 PM	#547
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	Don't worry about swimming with the crocs along the Daly River. They are all vegetarians __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 23rd, 2019, 05:51 PM	#548
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	If only you have fifty years younger __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 23rd, 2019, 10:15 PM	#549
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,328 Times in 29,872 Posts	I see why your parents wanted to put you up for adoption __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 24th, 2019, 05:47 PM	#550
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	Jeez and now she refuses to visit us anymore. Isn't like I did what the voices said , that time. Judgmental bitch Yes I'd love another slice of Battenberg Doris . Oh and by the way , voices in my head are telling me to kill you __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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