You Know You're Old When.. - Page 55

**jomama** · May 16th, 2019, 09:16 PM

the dust bunnies have said their last respects

**jomama** · May 17th, 2019, 09:35 PM

your mother in law is welcomed in your house

**jomama** · May 20th, 2019, 12:18 AM

It takes a few tries to get up from the couch.

**jomama** · May 20th, 2019, 10:26 PM

when you fall asleep more on the recliner then the bed

**jomama** · May 21st, 2019, 08:07 PM

You know you are old when you hear your favorite songs in an elevator

**jomama** · May 22nd, 2019, 10:30 PM

You know you are old when Moses signed your yearbook.

**jomama** · May 23rd, 2019, 09:53 PM

You know you are old when you spot that first gray hair…on your kid.

**jomama** · May 25th, 2019, 07:02 PM

when your give a shit batteries have run their course

**ball7** · May 25th, 2019, 07:55 PM

when you outlive every single person born in the same year as yourself

**jomama** · May 26th, 2019, 11:53 PM

You know you are getting old when speed on the highway so you can reach your destination before you forget where you’re going.

May 16th, 2019, 09:16 PM	#541
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	the dust bunnies have said their last respects __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 17th, 2019, 09:35 PM	#542
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	your mother in law is welcomed in your house __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 20th, 2019, 12:18 AM	#543
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	It takes a few tries to get up from the couch. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 20th, 2019, 10:26 PM	#544
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	when you fall asleep more on the recliner then the bed __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 21st, 2019, 08:07 PM	#545
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	You know you are old when you hear your favorite songs in an elevator __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 22nd, 2019, 10:30 PM	#546
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	You know you are old when Moses signed your yearbook. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 23rd, 2019, 09:53 PM	#547
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	You know you are old when you spot that first gray hair…on your kid. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 25th, 2019, 07:02 PM	#548
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	when your give a shit batteries have run their course __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 25th, 2019, 07:55 PM	#549
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,217 Times in 15,753 Posts	when you outlive every single person born in the same year as yourself __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

May 26th, 2019, 11:53 PM	#550
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,214 Times in 29,982 Posts	You know you are getting old when speed on the highway so you can reach your destination before you forget where you’re going. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper