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November 26th, 2016, 09:47 PM | #3171 |
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Wish granted, but trailmaster gets into the whole Australian thing. After awhile he gets a Crocodile Dundee hat and starts posting really annoying selfies on the forum.
Then he decides to wrestle a crocodile at the Chicago Zoo, with the predictable results. His wife knows you got him into the Australian thing, and her lawyer persuades a judge to rule against you in a lawsuit for taking part in the "willful harm of a naïve person". You are ordered to hand over all of your money to Mrs. trailmaster. Later, she sends you his hat, which still has little pieces of trailmaster scalp and brains stuck in it. I wish to be made King of Scotland, and have my subjects bring me unlimited tributes of single malt scotch.
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November 26th, 2016, 11:06 PM | #3172 |
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Granted, you are now adopted into the Bruce clan but the Comyn's have never forgotten that John was slaughtered by Robert and take revenge by hanging you upside down in a rain barrel filled with single malt whisky. You drown, Scotland rejoices and Annie Lennox sings the anthem.
I wish I had a piece of blackberry pie and a scoop of vanilla icecream right now.
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November 27th, 2016, 08:01 PM | #3173 | |
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I wish all the leaves falling from my neighbours trees into my yard would turn into legal tender. |
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November 28th, 2016, 03:50 AM | #3174 |
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I wish all the leaves falling from my neighbours trees into my yard would turn into legal tender.[/QUOTE]
You and I both, Wish granted. Because your at work as the leaves start to fall your kind neighbor comes over with his new leaf blower. After blowing them into a nice pile and bagging the for you he puts them at the curb and they go to the compost depot. When you get home you notice the clean yard and pay the snow plowing contract for his driveway this winter. Just because thats how you roll. I wish I had a bigger snow blower. (And wouldn't die using it TM)
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November 28th, 2016, 04:49 AM | #3175 | |
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I wish for Donald to not make it too the Whitehouse before inauguration. |
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November 29th, 2016, 01:29 PM | #3176 |
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Wish granted. Donald Trump is on the way to his inauguration, but there is a big protest going on, on the streets of Washington D.C. preventing his limo from getting there. Not to worry. The Secret Service provided Mr. Trump with a jetpack like the one James Bond used in the movie Thunderball. He exits his limo and turns on the jetpack and gets to his inauguration just in the nick of time.
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November 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM | #3177 |
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Granted. You bring home a Playmate and she won't leave. Now that you've got a woman in the house, you find that you're going to the supermarket more often, you bring home more Playmates. Soon you're overrun and being investigated as a bigamist by the authorities.
I wish to be fucked to death by beautiful buxom women.
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November 29th, 2016, 02:41 PM | #3178 |
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As you wish!
Boyoing!!
The wooden bang of a Judge Pam Anderson's gavel rings throughout your ears and the courtroom as your sentence is read.."tygrkhat40 you are found guilty of not thinking your wish through and I hear by sentence you to life in some random Russian gulag thingy with no chance of parole and further more just because I am cunt your winning lottery ticket of $800 million I award to your now ex-wife Kate Upton". With a stunned look to your left your lawyer Kim Kardashian shrugs and giggles "Oopsy poopsy" I wish for Micheal Schumacher to recover and become the new Chief of F-1. |
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I wish for my wife to say, 'no, of course I don't mind you spending in excess of $3000 for a full set of Callaway golf clubs. You deserve to spoil yourself.' |
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