Who's oldest woman you would boink. - Page 25

xdemon666 · January 6th, 2018, 11:48 AM

Lesley Joseph.72 now I believe.And Jennie bond for a bit of posh totty.I think shes kicking 70.But someone I'm fairly sure hasn't been mentioned,and is 81 in a couple of days and still looking damn good is Shirley Bassey.

**wimbo77** · January 7th, 2018, 04:12 PM

Nicola Bryant

Hiwi · January 8th, 2018, 06:45 AM

Babette Blue, Helga Sven, Lotta Topp, Kitten Natividad, Candy Samples, Mamie van Doren, Uschi Digart, Sam Fox, Shannon Tweed and of course Dolly Parton

fritzb43 · January 12th, 2018, 07:17 PM

In Ben Franklin's "Advice To A Young Man", he says always go for the older woman, for three reasons: 1. they won't tell, 2. their pussy is the last thing to wear out, and 3. they are so grateful. Old Ben knew a thing or two.

**tygrkhat40** · January 13th, 2018, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fritzb43

In Ben Franklin's "Advice To A Young Man", he says always go for the older woman, for three reasons: 1. they won't tell, 2. their pussy is the last thing to wear out, and 3. they are so grateful. Old Ben knew a thing or two.

You're missing one fritz. IIRC, it was "They don't tell, they won't yell, they won't swell (get pregnant) and they're as grateful as hell."

**Mal Hombre** · January 13th, 2018, 04:16 PM

He also didn't say"Buy Yourself some nubile African slaves,You can do what You like and They can't do squat"

**rosestone** · February 15th, 2018, 10:18 AM

Actress Mary McDonnell, who is (allegedly) 65 years old.

I've been forced to watch 'Battlestar Galactica'*, and she's awesome as the President, and she's sexy as all get-out.

*forced, honest.

edca · February 15th, 2018, 04:52 PM

My first thoughts were the usual suspects Jane Fonda, Sophia Loren, and Raquel Welch. But here is a list of women who are mostly over 60...

Wendy Malick (heck most of the cast from Hot in Cleveland)
Geena Davis
Olivia Newton John
Bernadette Peters
Bonnie Hunt
Bebe Neuwirth
Cheryl Tiegs (picking a former supermodel might be cheating)
Mary Steenburgen (I was surprised by how good she looked in Step Brothers)

longjon73 · February 15th, 2018, 11:58 PM

Susan Sarandon is 71. But you would, wouldn't you?

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fritzb43 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 8 Thanks: 169 Thanked 33 Times in 6 Posts	In Ben Franklin's "Advice To A Young Man", he says always go for the older woman, for three reasons: 1. they won't tell, 2. their pussy is the last thing to wear out, and 3. they are so grateful. Old Ben knew a thing or two.

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rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Mary McDonnell Actress Mary McDonnell, who is (allegedly) 65 years old. I've been forced to watch 'Battlestar Galactica', and she's awesome as the President, and she's sexy as all get-out. forced, honest.

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edca Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 2,732 Thanked 60 Times in 5 Posts	My first thoughts were the usual suspects Jane Fonda, Sophia Loren, and Raquel Welch. But here is a list of women who are mostly over 60... Wendy Malick (heck most of the cast from Hot in Cleveland) Geena Davis Olivia Newton John Bernadette Peters Bonnie Hunt Bebe Neuwirth Cheryl Tiegs (picking a former supermodel might be cheating) Mary Steenburgen (I was surprised by how good she looked in Step Brothers)

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longjon73 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 116 Thanks: 33,305 Thanked 2,572 Times in 115 Posts	Susan Sarandon is 71. But you would, wouldn't you?