Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ? - Page 10

**dbailey** · November 25th, 2011, 09:38 PM

Sorry chaps I am a bit late joining, I will add thanks in arrears (Oooh Errr Missus)

What about

Mr Wibberley, as In.... 'Can I please play Mr Wibberley hides his helmet?'

but actually my own John Thomas has always been called 'Hampton' by Mrs db

And yes before Greenman comes along in his pearly suit and braces sayin 'allo guv'nor, gotta right peach for you ere'

I know that it is cockney slang ... Hampton Wick = Dick

The Little Bopper · November 26th, 2011, 04:35 AM

Once upon a time, when I went to a Friends school, I called it Polly. As in "Polly want a Quaker?"

Later in life, when I had a wife, she called it Mr. Pete.

Now I call it You Senescent Bastard.

**Mal Hombre** · November 26th, 2011, 05:18 AM

An old girlfriend used to call it "Colin",Don't ask Me why....

MaxJoker · November 26th, 2011, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

An old girlfriend used to call it "Colin",Don't ask Me why....

Reminded her of an maybe EX

Guess he must have had one eye and used to wear polar neck jumpers a lot

" Pssss hey boss i think`s maybe you is crazy , and a plenty sick "

Estreeter · November 26th, 2011, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

An old girlfriend used to call it "Colin",Don't ask Me why....

OK, I wont, just give me her name and number and I'll find out

**JBB3** · November 26th, 2011, 04:03 PM

My ex-girlfriend called it, "Nutty buddy."

MaxJoker · November 26th, 2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBB3

My ex-girlfriend called it, "Nutty buddy."

Same here .

Man she`s got no imagination has she

**billybunter** · November 26th, 2011, 06:47 PM

Unemployed.

nevada1 · November 27th, 2011, 06:15 AM

"Mr. Happy and the Twins"

**Tornadoofsouls** · December 2nd, 2011, 04:36 PM

Thumper

November 25th, 2011, 09:38 PM	#91
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	Sorry chaps I am a bit late joining, I will add thanks in arrears (Oooh Errr Missus) What about Mr Wibberley, as In.... 'Can I please play Mr Wibberley hides his helmet?' but actually my own John Thomas has always been called 'Hampton' by Mrs db And yes before Greenman comes along in his pearly suit and braces sayin 'allo guv'nor, gotta right peach for you ere' I know that it is cockney slang ... Hampton Wick = Dick Last edited by dbailey; November 26th, 2011 at 11:25 AM.. Reason: fat fingers

November 26th, 2011, 05:18 AM	#93
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The Little Bopper Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 29 Thanks: 16,427 Thanked 350 Times in 28 Posts	Once upon a time, when I went to a Friends school, I called it Polly. As in "Polly want a Quaker?" Later in life, when I had a wife, she called it Mr. Pete. Now I call it You Senescent Bastard.

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