June 24th, 2018, 05:34 PM | #831 |
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Joined a Tong
Worn a Thong Waved My Dong..* *Two of these might be lies,I won't say which two butt I'm not Chinese..
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June 25th, 2018, 04:57 AM | #832 |
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Never have I ever . . .
Been drunk.
Smoked tobacco. Attended a funeral. Worn a tuxedo. Played a video game. Used a bidet. Been inside a strip club. (Have I missed anything?) Gotten a tattoo. Grown a beard. Put ketchup, sauce or gravy (yecch) on my French fries. Taken more than 20 minutes to do my taxes. Eaten snails, frog legs, or Rocky Mountain oysters. |
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June 25th, 2018, 05:41 PM | #833 |
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Never have I ever
Advised scotpens to thank more ,
On my knees scrubbed a floor , Been able to date a proper whore . Well excuse me for wanting to dabble in the forbidden backdoor fruit of anal
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July 5th, 2018, 02:16 PM | #834 |
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Stolen a car Shot a round of golf and scored par Fulfilled a dream and own a bar
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July 5th, 2018, 05:37 PM | #835 |
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In the written word been remotely concise ,
Circumcised myself more than trice , Bothered to learn how to ride a bike , Although have dated a few
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July 5th, 2018, 06:33 PM | #836 |
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Liked walking on ice Enjoyed too much spice Neglected a vice..
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July 9th, 2018, 04:40 PM | #837 |
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Worn shiny shoes ,
Gone more than once on a gay cruise , Heard Trails sing Da`Blues ,
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July 14th, 2018, 01:26 PM | #838 |
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Not eaten more than enough for three ,
Harmed a Bee , In public done a wee .
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August 2nd, 2018, 12:54 PM | #839 |
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Been to the moon Swallowed a spoon Been the target of a harpoon
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August 2nd, 2018, 03:16 PM | #840 |
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Violated a religious Icon most sacred ,
A vegetarian topped pizza tasted , Allowed Trails to see me naked ,
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