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Lies You've Told The Opposite Sex
Lies You've Told The Opposite Sex Weather you've told them to get out of trouble, get out of doing something, what ones are your best 1, The car broke down...................... I had too be at her place and couldn't be bothered going , she she came too mine, but while on her way I pulled the rotor out of the distributor , just in case 2, I can't cook................ Can only be used once at the start of a relationship 3, You put on weight? Where ? I cant notice it............... No explanation required 4, Going to the Pub, back in 5 hours...................... But come back in 3 and let her think your responsible 5. Your mum don't look her age, looks more like 45 than 58............. That was half a lie, she looked around 50, but must weighed 300 pounds
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January 28th, 2011, 12:40 PM | #2 |
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No it`s not what it looks like , i scolded it while frying chips naked
She meant nothing to me , or at least no less than you Of course you won`t get pregnant , i`ve got my fingers crossed see
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Noooo that dress does not make you look fat.....
The three cream cakes and four buns you had do but the dress is innocent of all charges. |
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January 28th, 2011, 12:52 PM | #4 |
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No i`m not stealing money from your purse , i`m charging you for services rendered
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No I don't mind the streach marks and crows feet.....
As long as you can suck an orange through a garden hose thats just fine by me No it's okay for you to get a tattoo on your lower back... Just make it a soduko grid so I can have something to do when I've finnished but you're still expecting me to be interested Last edited by P37; January 28th, 2011 at 01:15 PM.. |
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Of course your sister wasn`t better , neither was your mother , your father on the other hand
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I didn't know you made that for dinner, I saw it in the fridge so I ate it
Don't look at me, It was the dog Your friends seem nice, we should hang out more often Morons Of course I care That went for anything OK, OK, no more gambling........... later that same afternoon
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No it's fine if your mother comes for a visit this weekend....really it's fine
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Yes dear. As I have explained, just entered this forum to share recipes. NEVER to see porn !!!. Salut !
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"This meal tastes pretty good,"
as you try NOT to make a face like a cat that was just given hairball remedy. "I don't remember seeing those clothes anywhere," as you remember that you threw them out last week. |
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