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February 26th, 2019, 12:47 PM | #14311 |
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I've never hit my mother. I tried to hit my mother once. She looked at me and said, "If you ever hit me, that'll be the last thing you ever do". And I knew she was dead serious just by the way she cocked that gun to my head.
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February 26th, 2019, 03:54 PM | #14312 |
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February 27th, 2019, 12:31 PM | #14313 |
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A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
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February 27th, 2019, 12:38 PM | #14314 |
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February 27th, 2019, 07:53 PM | #14315 |
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Guy to the stand up comedian: Tell me a joke?
Stand up comedian: You! *walks away*
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February 27th, 2019, 08:33 PM | #14316 |
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February 28th, 2019, 12:23 PM | #14317 |
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This just in on the news wire....
A Tennessee food delivery service employee videoed her male passenger dipping both of his testicles into salsa (emphasis added in the original story). The video was posted with a comment; this is what you get for an eighty-nine cent tip for a nearly thirty minute drive. Sadly the tainted food was delivered to a customer with a nut allergy. |
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February 28th, 2019, 12:36 PM | #14318 |
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Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you a free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" |
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February 28th, 2019, 03:41 PM | #14319 |
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February 28th, 2019, 05:01 PM | #14320 |
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