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Old November 12th, 2018, 08:53 PM   #18001
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Old November 12th, 2018, 10:53 PM   #18002
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1. Mattress tester
2. Sophia Loren's shower attendant and general handyman
3. Fucking Michelle Keegan Everyday
4. Glamour modelling photographer in Bangkok
5. Kelly Brook's Bra Fitter
6. Marvel Comics archivist ..... OK !! so I'm a geek, live with it
7. Chairman of the BBC
8. Being a member of the E-Street band
9. Strip Club owner
10. Hand bra stand-in
11. bourbon taster
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Old November 12th, 2018, 10:53 PM   #18003
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11. bourbon taster
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Old November 12th, 2018, 11:55 PM   #18004
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8. Being a member of the E-Street band
9. Strip Club owner
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Old November 13th, 2018, 12:48 AM   #18005
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Old November 13th, 2018, 02:24 AM   #18006
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